young_bairn Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 You can tell from the eyes which ones are doing it for the skooshy cream and which ones purely for the boaby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 IN IN IN ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 I have a mate who boasted about owning one of those "pocket pussies". He assured me he washes it, as if that makes the whole thing better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Is your mate Da Baracus? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 My new work shoes. I hope that @Shandon Par approves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 11 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: My new work shoes. I hope that @Shandon Par approves. Bit of a Toni Basil vibe to the socks. Kinky. The shoes seem a sensible choice. I've gone for a chunky boot today to keep out the chill and keep me upright in the ice: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4106258/Left-wing-vegan-moved-Switzerland-denied-Swiss-passport-annoying.html Luckily, I like a good steak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4106258/Left-wing-vegan-moved-Switzerland-denied-Swiss-passport-annoying.html Luckily, I like a good steak. "model" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Bit of a Toni Basil vibe to the socks. Kinky. The shoes seem a sensible choice. I've gone for a chunky boot today to keep out the chill and keep me upright in the ice: I only wear my work shoes in work. I keep them in a drawer beside my desk. I wear trainers to and from work. Your boot choice does indeed seem sensible -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 This Col. John Hannibal Smith character that joined 3 hours ago seems like a stand up chap who is in no way an alias. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 20 hours ago, stimpy said: Watching Jeremy Kyle this morning (i know but what else is a shift worker to do of a mid morning?) anyway, there was a lad on who's girlfriends Mum said he was cheating and going with men and all sorts. Then she said he had a rubber vagina that he used for his own pleasure, cue all the laughter from the mainly young female audience.I turned to my partner and pointed out that they had a bloody cheek as they've probably all got a wee box under the bed filled with an assortment of gadgets to pass the cold dark nights. "Well that's different" "how?" "just is" "so women can own all sorts of different implements to masturbate with but this poor fell can't have a rubber fanny?" "yeah" I almost had a protest w**k right there in the living room but the 26 stone woman on Jeremy Kyle was making it difficult. When asked why he has it the boy's answer of "I use it when I'm feeling down" probably didn't do him any favours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 9 hours ago, Tamdunk said: This Col. John Hannibal Smith character that joined 3 hours ago seems like a stand up chap who is in no way an alias. It's Colonel Hamish Hannibal McLaren looking to get his revenge on P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 How do you know a burd is eating healthy or not? She'll fucking tell you through every one of her social media accounts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Our P&B friends in Terra Australis light up a huge doobie. http://uk.businessinsider.com/stunning-cloud-phenomenon-has-conspiracy-theorists-going-crazy-2017-1?r=US&IR=T 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Downloaded Snapchat to see what all the fuss was about and have found it to be shit. I don't like that you can't browse through users to add to your contacts like you can with other social media platforms. Too much effort to go off searching the Internet for people I might want to follow. You know, the dirty single mum's and suchlike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Downloaded Snapchat to see what all the fuss was about and have found it to be shit. I don't like that you can't browse through users to add to your contacts like you can with other social media platforms. Too much effort to go off searching the Internet for people I might want to follow. You know, the dirty single mum's and suchlike. Good for a flirt, your chats disappear too, also you can add wads of famous tidy birds/models and check their stories. ChelsFergo sort of started this trend but she's aff it now. Decent enough app like. Had some good laughs with my mates because of it too. Stick with it. All the people I've added that I've known has been through their phone number. Once you add a few it'll start recommending folk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 You're a fucking nuisance on it I'll tell you that for free. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Downloaded Snapchat to see what all the fuss was about and have found it to be shit. I don't like that you can't browse through users to add to your contacts like you can with other social media platforms. Too much effort to go off searching the Internet for people I might want to follow. You know, the dirty single mum's and suchlike. Good for a flirt, your chats disappear too, also you can add wads of famous tidy birds/models and check their stories. ChelsFergo sort of started this trend but she's aff it now. Decent enough app like. Had some good laughs with my mates because of it too. Stick with it. All the people I've added that I've known has been through their phone number. Once you add a few it'll start recommending folk. For once, lichtie is speaking sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeadowArab Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 [emoji848] I saw that as well. Dundee station I assume? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 13, 2017 Share Posted January 13, 2017 Got a message from Pinelopi the other day that just said "You know Pie and Bovril is public right?" She'd googled Hamish the Cobbler's name + Braintree and this was one of the first results. She had a mixed reaction. Part annoyed at the discussion of her personal life with strangers and part thinking you lot were fucking hilarious but, overall, is pleased a google of his name brings him up as an absolute melter on the internet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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