DA Baracus Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Desperado is sugary shite. A horrible beer for serfs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Went for a pizza last night. Young girl in front of me was buying one also. Mine was chicken and mushroom topping. Hers was chicken and............Nutella. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 13 hours ago, WaffenThinMint said: For crying out loud go & get your hole you utter weapon. Congratulations to WTM for winning the award for the most ironic post in the history of P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Gary Anderson just took the piss out of my shirt. He's got some nerve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 After a night of heavy #daring, I feel utterly dreadful. I'm stuggling to finish the bottle of Ribena, that I've been nursing for the best part of an hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Beautiful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 ^ no very braw. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 4 hours ago, throbber said: I was watching a shopping channel just there and saw this work out set up thing called a wonder core, basically just a mat with handles for sit ups and press ups etc and am quite tempted to buy one. I know that I have said before that people shouldn't need to part with their money to get into shape but everyone in this advert had totally ripped bodies and they were smiling whilst they were using them to work out so it's £80 well spent IMO. Get two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 20 hours ago, Jimmy85 said: Against my better judgement I went to a Junior game today. Oh ya fucker. I'm apocalyptic with seethe that it cost the grand total of £6 to watch that utter, utter shite. Genuinely feel like I've been robbed. As for the fans. Fucking hell. The stereotypes are 100% bang on the money. The last time I encountered such a collection of bloated simpletons was in a morgue. what were you doing in a morgue, Jimmy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 54 minutes ago, sjc said: what were you doing in a morgue, Jimmy? If only that question had been asked by the staff at Stoke Mandeville. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 (edited) Decided the time was right to have a conversation with the kids about my father who is terminally ill and fading. So at the end of it I said any questions. The laddie replies, " Where is Phil Jones"? Probably shouldn't have had the fitba on in the background Edited February 19, 2017 by Tynieness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Decided the time was right to have a conversation with the kids about my father who is terminally ill and fading. So at the end of it I said any questions. The laddie replies, " Where is Phil Jones"? Probably shouldn't have had the fitba on in the background If there's one thing you can count on, it's kids making you laugh at a time it's either inappropriate, or it's really needed. Well played Tynie Jr [emoji106] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 First attempt at scones today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 First attempt at scones today. How many more attempts are you having philpy?Those look alright. No need for immediate improvement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Did you steal that Belhaven mat from the bar of a pub? The scones look a perfectly fine effort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Could have been a bit thicker. There were more, but the next door neighbours got some. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Did you steal that Belhaven mat from the bar of a pub? The scones look a perfectly fine effort. Perks of knowing folk that own pubs, Chris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 TIL my mum and dad got married in @throbber's favourite pub, The Esquire House. Before it turned into a Wetherspoons, of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 27 minutes ago, philpy said: First attempt at scones today. That bread bin is filthy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 The folk who live opposite us are flying the Confederate Flag in their garden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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