8MileBU Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Oiii. Any more of this pish and I'll see you in Whites Sunday afternoon. Chefs whites hopefully... -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Any good pubs in Edinburgh city centre for watching football? Trying to find somewhere to watch the Dons game tomorrow where they will actually have sound on, and put the Scottish game on ahead of whatever English dross is on tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Against my better judgement I went to a Junior game today. Oh ya fucker. I'm apocalyptic with seethe that it cost the grand total of £6 to watch that utter, utter shite. Genuinely feel like I've been robbed. As for the fans. Fucking hell. The stereotypes are 100% bang on the money. The last time I encountered such a collection of bloated simpletons was in a morgue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Just now, Jimmy85 said: Against my better judgement I went to a Junior game today. Oh ya fucker. I'm apocalyptic with seethe that it cost the grand total of £6 to watch that utter, utter shite. Genuinely feel like I've been robbed. As for the fans. Fucking hell. The stereotypes are 100% bang on the money. The last time I encountered such a collection of bloated simpletons was in a morgue. Bo'ness? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Gary Anderson just took the piss out of my shirt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Desperado is sugary shite. A horrible beer for serfs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Went for a pizza last night. Young girl in front of me was buying one also. Mine was chicken and mushroom topping. Hers was chicken and............Nutella. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 I was watching a shopping channel just there and saw this work out set up thing called a wonder core, basically just a mat with handles for sit ups and press ups etc and am quite tempted to buy one. I know that I have said before that people shouldn't need to part with their money to get into shape but everyone in this advert had totally ripped bodies and they were smiling whilst they were using them to work out so it's £80 well spent IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 13 hours ago, WaffenThinMint said: For crying out loud go & get your hole you utter weapon. Congratulations to WTM for winning the award for the most ironic post in the history of P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Gary Anderson just took the piss out of my shirt. He's got some nerve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 After a night of heavy #daring, I feel utterly dreadful. I'm stuggling to finish the bottle of Ribena, that I've been nursing for the best part of an hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Beautiful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 ^ no very braw. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 4 hours ago, throbber said: I was watching a shopping channel just there and saw this work out set up thing called a wonder core, basically just a mat with handles for sit ups and press ups etc and am quite tempted to buy one. I know that I have said before that people shouldn't need to part with their money to get into shape but everyone in this advert had totally ripped bodies and they were smiling whilst they were using them to work out so it's £80 well spent IMO. Get two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 20 hours ago, Jimmy85 said: Against my better judgement I went to a Junior game today. Oh ya fucker. I'm apocalyptic with seethe that it cost the grand total of £6 to watch that utter, utter shite. Genuinely feel like I've been robbed. As for the fans. Fucking hell. The stereotypes are 100% bang on the money. The last time I encountered such a collection of bloated simpletons was in a morgue. what were you doing in a morgue, Jimmy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 54 minutes ago, sjc said: what were you doing in a morgue, Jimmy? If only that question had been asked by the staff at Stoke Mandeville. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 (edited) Decided the time was right to have a conversation with the kids about my father who is terminally ill and fading. So at the end of it I said any questions. The laddie replies, " Where is Phil Jones"? Probably shouldn't have had the fitba on in the background Edited February 19, 2017 by Tynieness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Decided the time was right to have a conversation with the kids about my father who is terminally ill and fading. So at the end of it I said any questions. The laddie replies, " Where is Phil Jones"? Probably shouldn't have had the fitba on in the background If there's one thing you can count on, it's kids making you laugh at a time it's either inappropriate, or it's really needed. Well played Tynie Jr [emoji106] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 First attempt at scones today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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