The Naitch Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 3 hours ago, JamieT1314 said: I've got a stag doo with 48 folk coming up. f**k knows how this is gonna work, I imagine we'll split into groups pretty early. 48? Bloody hell. I thought I was having a mare trying to organise my brother's stag do with 12 turning up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 48? Bloody hell. I thought I was having a mare trying to organise my brother's stag do with 12 turning up. Glad I'm not organising it, groups from Glasgow, London and lyon all heading to albuferia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 I've got a stag doo with 48 folk coming up. f**k knows how this is gonna work, I imagine we'll split into groups pretty early. 48 folk?! [emoji50]That has got utter carnage, several arrests, a minimum of five hospitalised and at least one death written all over it! Have a good one! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 I agree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Got a letter today saying that my electricity price is going down; 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 However upon closer inspection said price decrease isn't all that great; 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 You could turn that vibrating plastic fanny up to the next level to celebrate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 That address is pretty clear for all to see mate, some stalker will be up gazing in your window soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 The decrease figure is listed as a negative, so your bill should be going up. Still, at least everyone knows where you live now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Don't go and burgle him yet. Wait till next year when he'll have loads more money due to his electricity savings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 20 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: You could turn that vibrating plastic fanny up to the next level to celebrate. Vibrating?! I wish. I haven't had my huge electricity savings yet. Plus the last artificial vagina I had was last seen on the top of a builder's van. 19 minutes ago, Dazzle said: That address is pretty clear for all to see mate, some stalker will be up gazing in your window soon. Good luck to them. They'll need a very tall ladder. 6 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Don't go and burgle him yet. Wait till next year when he'll have loads more money due to his electricity savings. Anyone burgling my flat would be sorely disappointed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: Vibrating?! I wish. I haven't had my huge electricity savings yet. Plus the last artificial vagina I had was last seen on the top of a builder's van. Is builder's van a euphemism? Like painter's radio? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 29 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Got a letter today saying that my electricity price is going down; How did the postman know that letter was for you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Is builder's van a euphemism? Like painter's radio? If it is then I don't know what it is. I was being literal. 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: How did the postman know that letter was for you? He got lucky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Since I'm seeing more and more people using it incorrectly, I need to clear something up. This smiley: is a sarcastic eye roll. It is condescending. Insulting. Nothing else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 4 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: 7 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Since I'm seeing more and more people using it incorrectly, I need to clear something up. This smiley: is a sarcastic eye roll. It is condescending. Insulting. Nothing else. You're on a role, buddy... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 48? Bloody hell. I thought I was having a mare trying to organise my brother's stag do with 12 turning up. It just took my group of friends 5 days to organise one night out in Edinburgh and that's for 6 of us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 How did the postman know that letter was for you? Easy. Look for the tight b*****d with all the lights turned off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Anyone burgling my flat would be sore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Anyone burgling my flat would be sorely disappointed 2 very fine establishments on your street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.