Silas Stingy Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 The instrumentation of Slip Inside this House by Primal Scream would fit really well with a Sonic CD level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 I've just bought my first dishwasher.Hello, middle class. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: I've just bought my first dishwasher. Hello, middle class. Don't bother putting salt in it, that's an Englandshire thing, our water is faultless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 My grandad had 3 strokes and a heart attack all between the age of 73 and 90, and pretty much lost the use of his right arm as a result but his brain was still sharp as it always was. My gran was the opposite, still charging about well into her late 80s, but had no clue who anyone was, to the extent that she thought my mum, her own daughter, was her grandmother. Dementia is an absolute b*****d. That's what my grannie was like. First forgot who me or my sister was, then forgot who my mum was, then forgot who my aunt was. Soon she could tell you with complete clarity what she did during the Second World War but couldn't tell you what she ate for lunch an hour ago. Weirdly though she was fairly happy, just seemed content to be, as heartbreaking as it was for us. My grandad's funeral was the last time she left the home she lived in before we died. A lot of people were saying things like 'a sad day' etc as gets said at funerals. My grannie then, when we were back in the home sighed and said 'it's a sad day...why is it sad again?' Meaning my mum had to explain that grandad had died and we had been to his funeral. The same thing was repeated a couple of times before eventually everyone gave up and just let her not remember. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Anyway decent lassie in one of my classes that I've been chatting to for a while, didn;t have her on Facebook but had been walking with her back to our flats after class (we live fairly near each other). Anyway, today was the last tutorial we have for three weeks, so I was gonna ask her out. In other words, I completely fucked that one up. Why not just add her on Facebook? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Helping my daughter with her homework tonight and I learned how to work out the opposite exchange rate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Maybe a bit. We've got a house, and my missus is home with the kids so heating is on a lot of the time (she doesn't rip the arse out of it) and we're 100 a month. I'm convinced we could save as we haven't switched in nearly ten years. We're getting fucked but at least we do use quite a lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Another one of my master pieces. X -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 What was it, before you threw up on it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, 1320Lichtie said: Another one of my master pieces. X Please tell me that you have a waste disposal machine? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 What was it, before you threw up on it? It looked absolutely disgusting and I'm not sure why I've got a thing for mashing things up together but it's scrambled eggs, ham and beans all mixed through on top of some broken up toast. It was lovely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Another one of my master pieces. X Go and buy a cookbook! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Is that toast, beans, scrambled eggs and ham? Poverty Nachos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 27 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Why not just add her on Facebook? Didn't know her last name until about an hour ago, and yes ive added her 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Didn't know her last name until about an hour ago, and yes ive added her Get her asked out so she doesn't shag someone from her home town whilst you spend three weeks rifling through her bikini pictures from last years holiday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Another one of my master pieces. X Is that your attempt at cooking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Ran out of beer and too lazy to run out to the shops so I knocked up a batch of sidecars. I think I made them a bit strong, the wife has gone to bed and I'm struggling to follow the subtitles on the programme I'm watching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 25 minutes ago, 1320Lichtie said: Another one of my master pieces. X Scrambled egg can be a bit of a delicacy, done well with plenty of butter, seasoning, care and attention. Yours is an abomination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Ran out of beer and too lazy to run out to the shops so I knocked up a batch of sidecars. I think I made them a bit strong, the wife has gone to bed and I'm struggling to follow the subtitles on the programme I'm watching. Forgive me, but what are sidecars? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Ran out of beer and too lazy to run out to the shops so I knocked up a batch of sidecars. I think I made them a bit strong, the wife has gone to bed and I'm struggling to follow the subtitles on the programme I'm watching. Sidecars?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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