AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Aye that stuff is long since played out. Its your duty to humiliate the stag but that aside, all you are really doing is going away with your mates like any other holiday. IMO at least. Shove yer go karts and organised pub crawls up yer hole. Our stag plans are to arrive, have a fairly quiet opening night, go to Lubeck the next day (this might include dropping acid) and then come back for another, relatively, quietish night, then go see St. Pauli the next day and get absolutely shitfaced afterwards. Then, hopefully, I'm gonna go travel round Europe for a week or so on the inter rail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Yeah no planned activities, will just be kicking about the pool during the day and out at night. Hoping to keep it fairly civilised but doubt that'll be the case. Too old for three days of non stop madness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Oh aye. I'm back to the weight I was before I quit fags. That was quick. Now to lose the rest of the gut... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Have to admit that a sidecar is a cracking cocktail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 7 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Our stag plans are to arrive, have a fairly quiet opening night, go to Lubeck the next day (this might include dropping acid) and then come back for another, relatively, quietish night, then go see St. Pauli the next day and get absolutely shitfaced afterwards. Then, hopefully, I'm gonna go travel round Europe for a week or so on the inter rail. What will actually happen vvv Arrive, proceed to get absolutely paralytically shitfaced, someone will shit themselves in a McDonalds, someone will be arrested and another will end up in hospital with a face looking like a burst meat balloon. And then it will go downhill from there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: What will actually happen vvv Arrive, proceed to get absolutely paralytically shitfaced, someone will shit themselves in a McDonalds, someone will be arrested and another will end up in hospital with a face looking like a burst meat balloon. And then it will go downhill from there. Not me. For some reason I really can't hack drinking on the day of travel. I'll be sober the first night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Not me. For some reason I really can't hack drinking on the day of travel. I'll be sober the first night. and your friends let you away with this?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, sjc said: and your friends let you away with this?! I can't mix travelling and drinking. I've tried. Disnae really work. I mean if I arrive early enough somewhere it aint an issue but, generally, if I'm going somewhere with ma pals I'll nurse my first pint while they all get shitfaced and they're too drunk to notice I'm not. I don't mind my pals when they're drunk anyway... I mean.. that's why they're my pals. If I couldnae be arsed with them when they're steaming I wouldn't hang round with them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 (edited) I took 2 (plain) cheeseburgers from McDonalds in to the cinema last night and munched them during the film (well the first 5 minutes of it). I've once taken a Steak Bake in to eat as well. My older brother and one of my friends once smuggled in an entire whole cooked chicken and ate that in the cinema (I say 'smuggled' but really all they did was put it in a bag and carried it in). Edited March 3, 2017 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 I liked sandy fae grease before they turned her into a slutty looking biker chick. A - The innocent looking, girl next door Sandy. B - The sook you off behind the bike shed, for 20 Marlboro Sandy. Each serves a purpose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Just now, (._.) said: .. a Hamburger? No. A plain cheeseburger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 47 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I took 2 (plain) cheeseburgers from McDonalds in to the cinema last night and munched them during the film (well the first 5 minutes of it). 50 Shades? Burger-burger-w**k-home or burger-w**k-burger-home? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Logan. I didn't risk any wanking, although the scene where Logan helps Charles to the toilet had me close. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 I only ever take a coffee into the cinema now tbh. Not sure adults should be drinking stupid big tumblers of cola. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 18 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I only ever take a coffee into the cinema now tbh. Not sure adults should be drinking stupid big tumblers of cola. I take a pint of Black Isle Blonde into Eden Court, sometimes two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Mark Kermode is unhappy with you DA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Phone just chirped for a text during a boring Friday at work...got a bit excited until it turned out it was Indian Grill informing me of their current offers... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 51 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I only ever take a coffee into the cinema now tbh. Not sure adults should be drinking stupid big tumblers of cola. I usually take a 500ml bottle of juice in. 27 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Mark Kermode is unhappy with you DA As a regular listen to the Friday afternoon 5 Live Film Review Show, I am quite aware of the code of conduct. I however always ensure that I am quiet when eating food. Indeed I pick my times when going to the cinema very carefully to ensure that there is an absolute minimum of people there, the less the better, as people at the cinema are quite often absolute tossers, be it them talking or fannying about on their phones or loudly eating/drinking. My (plain) cheeseburgers were quiet to munch upon, and I opened the wrapping very carefully, slowly and quietly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Hello to Jason Isaacs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 8 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: As a regular listen to the Friday afternoon 5 Live Film Review Show, I am quite aware of the code of conduct. I however always ensure that I am quiet when eating food. Indeed I pick my times when going to the cinema very carefully to ensure that there is an absolute minimum of people there, the less the better, as people at the cinema are quite often absolute tossers, be it them talking or fannying about on their phones or loudly eating/drinking. My (plain) cheeseburgers were quiet to munch upon, and I opened the wrapping very carefully, slowly and quietly. I've had a couple of emails read out by them. Enjoy the show but I like it even better when Robbie Collin fills in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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