NorthernJambo Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 I'm not engaged but we've been together for some time now. Funnily enough one of the reasons I haven't proposed/married her is for fear of who to invite to my wedding/stag weekend and who to have as my best man etc as most the people i used to hang around with are arseholes who i don't really want to see any more. Should have got married when we came back from travelling and when we were both young and thin. If both of you want to get married but can't be fucked with all carry on, do it abroad? Just come back from holiday and say we decided to do it while there? If neither of you are that fussed about it then don't bother. I never envisage myself getting married, don't see the point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: If both of you want to get married but can't be fucked with all carry on, do it abroad? Just come back from holiday and say we decided to do it while there? If neither of you are that fussed about it then don't bother. I never envisage myself getting married, don't see the point. We'd still probably want a good 20 - 30 close friends and family probably, would feel pretty bad on family members if we did that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Been wondering why I feel like I at death's door and I just realised I've not taken my meds this week. I'd be proper fucked if it wasn't for a handful of tiny wee yellow pills once a week. Incredible how a tiny 15mg of this drug can make such a difference to a full sized person like me. Cheers medical boffins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: We'd still probably want a good 20 - 30 close friends and family probably, would feel pretty bad on family members if we did that! Suppose its handy already having the same family. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Suppose its handy already having the same family. Our children will have webbed feet like Dindeleux. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 20 minutes ago, throbber said: I'm not engaged but we've been together for some time now. Funnily enough one of the reasons I haven't proposed/married her is for fear of who to invite to my wedding/stag weekend and who to have as my best man etc And the finger blasting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 We'd still probably want a good 20 - 30 close friends and family probably, would feel pretty bad on family members if we did that! Just invite them then? f**k everyone else. Life's too short to worry about other folks problems. Looking forward to the stagger/pub crawl [emoji106] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 48 person stag do does sound horrific, any more than about 12 is a nightmare to organise. I'm not sure I even know 48 guys never mind like enough of them to invite them on my stag do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 14 minutes ago, throbber said: Our children will have webbed feet like Dindeleux. Quick learner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 58 minutes ago, throbber said: I'm not engaged but we've been together for some time now. Funnily enough one of the reasons I haven't proposed/married her is for fear of who to invite to my wedding/stag weekend and who to have as my best man etc as most the people i used to hang around with are arseholes who i don't really want to see any more. Should have got married when we came back from travelling and when we were both young and thin. I'll be your best man Throbber. My speech would be glorious. 40 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Been wondering why I feel like I at death's door and I just realised I've not taken my meds this week. I'd be proper fucked if it wasn't for a handful of tiny wee yellow pills once a week. Incredible how a tiny 15mg of this drug can make such a difference to a full sized person like me. Cheers medical boffins. Bad AIDS? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Anyway, I want to share with P&B that I walk around the office without my shoes on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Maybe give me an insight into what you would have to say about me and i'll think about it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Just now, throbber said: Maybe give me an insight into what you would have to say about me and i'll think about it? On the stag do he would probably push you about in a specially adapted pram. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 13 minutes ago, throbber said: Maybe give me an insight into what you would have to say about me and i'll think about it? It would involve alcohol issues, shite mugs, wanking socks and a fat bird. I would tie them all together in a witty and amusing yet touching way, paying tribute to you and your love. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 (edited) 26 minutes ago, throbber said: Maybe give me an insight into what you would have to say about me and i'll think about it? There was a young Highlander named throbber His bethrothed was 90% blubber For his stag he invited the lads from the forum, And to them he decided to show some decorum He knew the boys would like to hit the triangle But to avoid them having a financial wrangle He said "Lads, I know, we'll go back to mine, My big bird will show you all a good time" "Lads, here she is you can all have a shot, She's on her rag but to me that's quite hot" She said "Throbber how dare you, I'm no a fat slag I'm no going to shag all the boys on your stag But if they fetch me some salt, some sauce and some chips I will let them all spunk on my oversized tits". Edited March 2, 2017 by Shandon Par typo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 I don't think i'll be inviting Shandon anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Invite me Throbs. I won't be able to come because I live on a different continent and don't have the money for the plane fare. But, it will make us both feel like we have at least one friend. "Aw, too bad Throbber, I can't make it." "Yes, that is too bad Shotgun." "Yes it is. Too bad." etc. Or you could invite me and send the money for the plane fare. Your call. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 37 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Anyway, I want to share with P&B that I walk around the office without my shoes on. Unless you work from home this should be in the One for Watching thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, throbber said: I don't think i'll be inviting Shandon anyway. Oh pleeease. Promise to be on my best behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 A 48 man stag do sounds like hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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