Stellaboz Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 When I'm cunted apparently I ring the missus questioning why she's phoning me at 4 in the morning before hanging up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 When I'm cunted apparently I ring the missus questioning why she's phoning me at 4 in the morning before hanging up. That's rude! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 9 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: When I'm cunted I can only see my phone with one eye and the other eye squinted. Even then there is no way I could type coherently. You are not cunted my good man, you are merely drunk. Was only out for a couple of hours. Found a bottle of Prosecco in the fridge so tanned that whilst missus and her pal got ready. Then a couple of pints, couple of red wines, a few vodka and cokes and some tequilas, finished off with more vodka and a taxi home about 10. Still got up at 5.30 (wearing my running shorts) to make a cottage pie and go for a run with the dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 I would just like to say you are all sound c***s. Lot of time for yous, except kincy.And I apologise for being a helmet in 96 percent of my posts. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Was only out for a couple of hours. Found a bottle of Prosecco in the fridge so tanned that whilst missus and her pal got ready. Then a couple of pints, couple of red wines, a few vodka and cokes and some tequilas, finished off with more vodka and a taxi home about 10. Still got up at 5.30 (wearing my running shorts) to make a cottage pie and go for a run with the dog. Definitely weren't cunted. I was. Can't mind much except stopping at a 24 hour garage for a mocha and 4 bags of crisps then being locked out. Not an ideal scenario. Anyway, it's Saturday so I imagine I'll go out tonight if I don't die from this hangover 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 I had 3 pints last night and feel terrible today. I am 40 next month though, is this a sign of things to come?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, 1320Lichtie said: I would just like to say you are all sound c***s. Lot of time for yous, except kincy. And I apologise for being a helmet in 96 percent of my posts. If you were truly sorry you'd be at cookery lessons, not polluting this place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 I would just like to say you are a sound c**t. Lot of time for you. Going on my cv. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 I would just like to say you are all sound c***s. Lot of time for yous, except kincy.And I apologise for being a helmet in 96 percent of my posts. #JFT96 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Just seen the start of an early fresh prince of bel air and there's a verse in the intro i didnt remember about flying first class. I seem to remember it going from moving with aunt and uncle to the cab... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 (edited) Choking Victim playing Camden next month for £18 and Too Many Zooz in August for £18 as well. I can accept paying that for Too Many Zooz but that seems an awful lot for a punk band (Choking Victim). Now I'm trying to figure out if the prices of punk gigs have risen steadily and I've only just noticed they're now, like, three times what they were 15 years ago, or if this is a big jump. ETA: UK/European bands are still cheap shows. But American bands are getting right expensive. Edited April 1, 2017 by AsimButtHitsASix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 3 hours ago, weirdcal said: Just seen the start of an early fresh prince of bel air and there's a verse in the intro i didnt remember about flying first class. I seem to remember it going from moving with aunt and uncle to the cab... The actual song has several verses that aren't included in (most episodes of) the show. I don't think getting a taxi from Philadelphia to California is the most prudent idea ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 The actual song has several verses that aren't included in (most episodes of) the show. I don't think getting a taxi from Philadelphia to California is the most prudent idea ever. Its he banks, theyd afford it. They flew him first class haha.It was just a smidge unexpected when it did it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Choking Victim playing Camden next month for £18 and Too Many Zooz in August for £18 as well. I can accept paying that for Too Many Zooz but that seems an awful lot for a punk band (Choking Victim). Now I'm trying to figure out if the prices of punk gigs have risen steadily and I've only just noticed they're now, like, three times what they were 15 years ago, or if this is a big jump. ETA: UK/European bands are still cheap shows. But American bands are getting right expensive. Probably the only time you'll see Choking Victim in the U.K. unless Stza is absolutely desperate. £18 isn't too bad, to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 I would just like to say you are all sound c***s. Lot of time for yous, except kincy.And I apologise for being a helmet in 96 percent of my posts. You make me sick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Dutch student flies to Sydney, Nova Scotia by accident. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39459471 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Heard someone call another person "a fucking Nigel farage" as an insult earlier 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 If you were truly sorry you'd be at cookery lessons, not polluting this place. Honestly can't get over the #shagger post last week what a minter.Basically a step dad now though, scary stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 34 minutes ago, mizfit said: Heard someone call another person "a fucking Nigel farage" as an insult earlier That's quite an insult. The only person who wouldn't be offended by that is Nigel Farage, and that's only because he's too much of a Nigel Farage to realise how offensive it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichtie78 Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 That is all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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