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I tripped over a (small) bin in the office in work yesterday. Absolutely no idea how I managed to do it. The best description I have is that my brain pretty much short circuited between me standing up from my chair and then walking in to the bin. My mind 'came back on' just after I'd walked in the bin, and I knew I was going down, so threw myself in to a sort of commando roll to stop myself falling flat like a tit. 

Still at a loss as to how it happened. It's like my mind just shut off.

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6 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

I tripped over a (small) bin in the office in work yesterday. Absolutely no idea how I managed to do it. The best description I have is that my brain pretty much short circuited between me standing up from my chair and then walking in to the bin. My mind 'came back on' just after I'd walked in the bin, and I knew I was going down, so threw myself in to a sort of commando roll to stop myself falling flat like a tit. 

Still at a loss as to how it happened. It's like my mind just shut off.

My old man started doing stuff like that. My mum accused him of being drunk. Turned out he had a thing called Guillame Barre Syndrome. Didn't last too long after that. Could be the beginning of the end for you. 

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I tripped over a (small) bin in the office in work yesterday. Absolutely no idea how I managed to do it. The best description I have is that my brain pretty much short circuited between me standing up from my chair and then walking in to the bin. My mind 'came back on' just after I'd walked in the bin, and I knew I was going down, so threw myself in to a sort of commando roll to stop myself falling flat like a tit. 

Still at a loss as to how it happened. It's like my mind just shut off.

Sounds like a compensation claim, 2 weeks on the sick at full pay and a reassessment of the workplace. Good work.

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7 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said:

Sounds like a compensation claim, 2 weeks on the sick at full pay and a reassessment of the workplace. Good work.

Sadly I was fine, so no claim could be made.

4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Knowing DA Baracus' pathological hatred of puns he must be hurting inside at having quite literally kicked the bucket. 

Seething. Folk in the office made the same 'joke' yesterday. I thought that the dent to my pride of falling over a bin was the worst thing to come of the incident. I was wrong. Shite puns were.

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Seething. Folk in the office made the same 'joke' yesterday. I thought that the dent to my pride of falling over a bin was the worst thing to come of the incident. I was wrong. Shite puns were.

No c**t asked if you were fine. You've had a fall at work which wasn't your fault. Don't look this gift horse in the mouth.
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I tripped over a (small) bin in the office in work yesterday. Absolutely no idea how I managed to do it. The best description I have is that my brain pretty much short circuited between me standing up from my chair and then walking in to the bin. My mind 'came back on' just after I'd walked in the bin, and I knew I was going down, so threw myself in to a sort of commando roll to stop myself falling flat like a tit. 
Still at a loss as to how it happened. It's like my mind just shut off.


Bin injured at work??
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I tripped over a (small) bin in the office in work yesterday. Absolutely no idea how I managed to do it. The best description I have is that my brain pretty much short circuited between me standing up from my chair and then walking in to the bin. My mind 'came back on' just after I'd walked in the bin, and I knew I was going down, so threw myself in to a sort of commando roll to stop myself falling flat like a tit. 
Still at a loss as to how it happened. It's like my mind just shut off.


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1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:

My old man started doing stuff like that. My mum accused him of being drunk. Turned out he had a thing called Guillame Barre Syndrome. Didn't last too long after that. Could be the beginning of the end for you. 

You're a right morose c**t!  Everbody else does puns, but you try to depress the guy.

DA - "Here's a funny wee story"

SP - "Check yer life insurance"

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5 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

You're a right morose c**t!  Everbody else does puns, but you try to depress the guy.

DA - "Here's a funny wee story"

SP - "Check yer life insurance"

Puns are far worse than death in DA Baracus' unique world view.

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