Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 It's no natural min 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Hope the dug goes fucking mental all the way up. Edit: or it has its head out the window. I can't help but smile when I see a dug with its head out a vehicle window and it's buzzing off life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: Staged. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Phoned a lad today who wants an apprenticeship to tell him to come in on wed morning for a chat, he asked could he come in the afternoon as he'd have to get a bus and wasn't sure he'd get up early enough to get to airdrie from Cumbernauld in time. I told him ok but I would need his email address to send him details. He told me it's 'gingybaws99@hotmail. I'm not sure gingy baws is the one for us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Well iv already emailed him to tell him he has the gig so you better let him down gently. He sounded like he takes-no-shit, fae nae c**t, might have to give him a go now, cheers for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 57 minutes ago, Drew Brees said: He sounded like he takes-no-shit, fae nae c**t, might have to give him a go now, cheers for that. Maybe its because my email address is submissiveyoungbottoms@hotmail.com that i haven't had any luck with my post graduate job hunt yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Maybe its because my email address is submissiveyoungbottoms@hotmail.com that i haven't had any luck with my post graduate job hunt yet. That'll be it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Drew Brees said: Phoned a lad today who wants an apprenticeship to tell him to come in on wed morning for a chat, he asked could he come in the afternoon as he'd have to get a bus and wasn't sure he'd get up early enough to get to airdrie from Cumbernauld in time. I told him ok but I would need his email address to send him details. He told me it's 'gingybaws99@hotmail. I'm not sure gingy baws is the one for us. Well, at least finding a work nickname for him won't be a stretch. Always nice to see the fantapants community owning their gingitude proudly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: That'll be it. Don't want a proper job anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 [emoji4]He sounded like he takes-no-shit, fae nae c**t, might have to give him a go now, cheers for that. Tell him he's got it but he has the early shift. Ginge won't fancy it. No getting out his bed early for that pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 The song 'The Spy Who Loved Me' is on the radio quite a lot just now for obvious reasons. Unfortunately for my OH, I feel compelled to sing along to it in my best Partridge voice every time. It is critical that the "baby you're the best" finale must be sung at twice the speed ahead of the music. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Sitting in the pub for the cup final, pub's full of Celtic fans and I've made the mistake of wearing red, white and blue trainers. Been nice knowing you all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Look for the biggest one, get him in a headlock. Do this NOW. There is no time to lose. You ever tried getting a mutant in a headlock? Not easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: You ever tried getting a mutant in a headlock? Not easy. It's a pity that there is no smoking in pubs anymore, you could have picked up an ashtray and given someone a centre parting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Old Firm fans are like animals, they need to be shown who is in charge. The headlock is the way... Is it Sharks or Old Firm fans you punch on the nose? I can never remember. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Shite in an empty pint glass and leave it on the bar, that would clear most bars. In second thoughts, that may not work on this occasion, Celtic fans might think its an air freshner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 We all know what happened to Bella. Sheepdog Blake returns without 'best friend' lamb Bella. Quote Blake's owner said he seems "all well" and is behaving "like nothing has happened" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-40072541 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Parallels of Whisky Galore. French Polynesia yacht wreck leads to drug problem. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-40026687 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Die Hard 2 is fucking brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Die Hard 2 is fucking brilliant. Yip. I opted for Jaws as I've seen Die Hard 2 more recently 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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