Shandon Par Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I think you've mis-typed 50th there. Noel Gallagher's 50th birthday party was this weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Noel Gallagher's 50th birthday party was this weekend. His wife used to cook me breakfast every morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Business venture? My brother in law wants to rent mine. He's single and was gobsmacked at the levels of fannymagnetism having a handsome young pup brings when he joined me for a walk recently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 11 minutes ago, supermik said: His wife used to cook me breakfast every morning. You mean you went to her soup kitchen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 4 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I'd just like to point out that Liz went to the hospital dressed as an Irn-Bru bottle: Queenie looking phenomenal. Despite my republican leanings, Liz would've been on my wid list.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Queenie looking phenomenal. Despite my republican leanings, Liz would've been on my wid list.. In your dreams peasant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: You mean you went to her soup kitchen? She used to work in a cafe in Haymarket. And yes, it really was called Oasis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Wid. Lovely outfit Not sure the hospital gown does her justice tbf, add in the fact she's 12- wid not from me - you beast! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Just had an Indian for lunch with a couple of Cobra's. Sweep the leg? Happy birthday young 'un 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 FACT OF THE DAY - Went into get my punctured spare tyre on my car fixed today and the guy says "What tyre was it, your back left?" When I asked him how the f**k he knew that he said 75% of punctures are on the back left due to the debris gathering on the left of the road and the front tyre flicking the offending item to the back. FACT OF THE DAY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 3 minutes ago, Dee Man said: FACT OF THE DAY - Went into get my punctured spare tyre on my car fixed today and the guy says "What tyre was it, your back left?" When I asked him how the f**k he knew that he said 75% of punctures are on the back left due to the debris gathering on the left of the road and the front tyre flicking the offending item to the back. FACT OF THE DAY. Is that offside or nearside? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Just now, sjc said: Is that offside or nearside? Nearside. f**k sake I'm getting in the terrible Aussie habit of saying right or left. I've had to tell my colleagues that it depends what way your looking at the vehicle. They don't say offside or nearside here. Idiots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Whats wrong with driver/passenger? Nothing. That would certainly be less confusing than left or right due to the reasons given by Dee Man above. Offside/nearside is the technical term I believe though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Aye it is, it just always confused me why its used. Me too but my old man was a mechanic so wouldn't get away with calling it anything else tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 14 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Aye it is, it just always confused me why its used. Nearside = nearest to the kerb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Port or starboard is the correct term. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 There is also the possibility that the tyre fitter is banging Mrs Dee Man (Dee Woman?). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Dee Doll 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-40092190 Is "having your drink spiked" the new "I must have got a dirty glass"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 2 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-40092190 Is "having your drink spiked" the new "I must have got a dirty glass"? What did they spike it with for him to be foaming at the mouth? Cremola? Bubble bath? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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