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Off to a wedding reception tonight, so the wife has talked me into putting one of those cleansing masks on that you peel off after 20 mins to clean my skin up. In 20 minutes I'm either going to look George clooney or Simon Weston.

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20 minutes ago, philpy said:

Off to a wedding reception tonight, so the wife has talked me into putting one of those cleansing masks on that you peel off after 20 mins to clean my skin up. In 20 minutes I'm either going to look George clooney or Simon Weston.

Is she going to let you put your bollocks on before you go out?

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48 minutes ago, philpy said:

Off to a wedding reception tonight, so the wife has talked me into putting one of those cleansing masks on that you peel off after 20 mins to clean my skin up. In 20 minutes I'm either going to look George clooney or Simon Weston.

She has probably just duped you in to wearing a blindfold so she can pump that cheeky plumber from across the street without you noticing.

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13 minutes ago, philpy said:

Haud the bus. I've been ripped by someone who eats cold toast, someone who's football club died, and someone who wears shitey loafers. Bloody hypocrites, the lot of you.

You spot on. The ones I have on today have recently started looking very scruffy. Got my eye on these Pradas...

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1 hour ago, philpy said:

Off to a wedding reception tonight, so the wife has talked me into putting one of those cleansing masks on that you peel off after 20 mins to clean my skin up. In 20 minutes I'm either going to look George clooney or Simon Weston.

 

My money would be on Simon Weston.... In fact isn't there already a resemblance?

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1 hour ago, Granny Danger said:

I got one of these "I am the son of the late President of **** and need your help to get money out of the country..." e-mails today.  Came through our Yell website.

Your yell website?

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1 hour ago, Granny Danger said:

I got one of these "I am the son of the late President of **** and need your help to get money out of the country..." e-mails today.  Came through our Yell website.

Sorry, nothing personal. 

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