Rugster Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 5 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: Ok dumb f**k. I was negative in all. For residency, More hoops (not the Celtic way) to jump through, financially or politically. Did you use someone else's piss for the alcohol test? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 6 minutes ago, Rugster said: Did you use someone else's piss for the alcohol test? He probably tested negative for all those ailments but positive for kennel cough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 7 minutes ago, Rugster said: Did you use someone else's piss for the alcohol test? Rugster, I pished in the cup. Real question is! I heard you were frightened of me. Why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Dougal McGuire Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Going to students union on Saturday for few pints. Not been in for years. Fed up with same pubs in Dundee Pints in the Union? Don’t do it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 1 minute ago, SlipperyP said: Rugster, I pished in the cup. Real question is! I heard you were frightened of me. Why? I'm not really frightened of you. It was journalistic licence for a particular posting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Rugster, I pished in the cup. Real question is! I heard you were frightened of me. Why? I am terrified of you, on behalf of all dogs worldwide. Father killing, dog flinging maniac. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Anyone who types 'lol' is a slavering moron of horrific proportions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Anyone who types 'lol' is a slavering moron of horrific proportions. I’ve heard people say it. They’re no longer with us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Just now, Jimmy85 said: I’ve heard people say it. They’re no longer with us. Good. Hopefully their corpses were mutilated and thrown in a ditch, and their family members all sterilized. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Pints in the Union? Don’t do it Pints Shite?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Dalek fired for calling the BBC c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Anyone who types 'lol' is a slavering moron of horrific proportions. I'll go one better, my brother sent me a text with "lolz" (complete with quotation marks) last night. Still haven't replied. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Kennboy1978 said: I'll go one better, my brother sent me a text with "lolz" (complete with quotation marks) last night. Still haven't replied. You need to execute him 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 I'm drinking Um Bongo for probably the first time in fifteen years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Dougal McGuire Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Pints Shite?? Absolutely 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 22 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I'm drinking Um Bongo for probably the first time in fifteen years. Presumably you're in the Congo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Thats me been stopped smoking for a year! Saved £3,285. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, johnnydun said: Thats me been stopped smoking for a year! Saved £3,285. I’m still psyching myself up edit to add..... well done Edited November 1, 2017 by heedthebaa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Thats me been stopped smoking for a year! Saved £3,285. Well done JD! [emoji122]Now can you give me a tenner for fags, skins and a bottle of bru? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 I’ve been peer pressured in to “doing Movember” at work. I’m not really in to these minimal effort, give me money for charity type things but we’ve raised a not bad wee amount already. So I guess this a PTTGOMN but also a RTBC...so I’ll just share it here. Should anyone wish to donate, obviously I’d need to give you some personal details so I don’t want this abused, just pm me [emoji106] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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