throbber Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: If a man can't shite in his own house what can he do? Tell the old boot if she doesn't like it, she can get the brush and bleach out to freshen it up. Otherwise, get a job and shite there. My parents were staying for a few nights and they stayed in the en suite, i was quite embarrassed to go for a shit when they were hovering about so i just went at the swimming pool instead. Despite having the en suite bedroom my father still thought nothing of shitting in the main toilet closest to the sitting room as well and he made absolutely no attempt to keep the noise down whatsoever. This was rather awkward when i was sat there trying to make conversation with my mother when we were sat on the couch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 1 minute ago, throbber said: My parents were staying for a few nights and they stayed in the en suite, i was quite embarrassed to go for a shit when they were hovering about so i just went at the swimming pool instead. Despite having the en suite bedroom my father still thought nothing of shitting in the main toilet closest to the sitting room as well and he made absolutely no attempt to keep the noise down whatsoever. This was rather awkward when i was sat there trying to make conversation with my mother when we were sat on the couch. We all shite. He could've left the door open and joined in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, throbber said: My parents were staying for a few nights and they stayed in the en suite, i was quite embarrassed to go for a shit when they were hovering about so i just went at the swimming pool instead. Despite having the en suite bedroom my father still thought nothing of shitting in the main toilet closest to the sitting room as well and he made absolutely no attempt to keep the noise down whatsoever. This was rather awkward when i was sat there trying to make conversation with my mother when we were sat on the couch. Was your potty training a bit traumatic? You seem to be suffering from jobbyphobia. P.S. That will be £500. Edited November 3, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: We all shite. He could've left the door open and joined in. I know we all have to shite, but he had the en suite so he could have shut the bedroom door and then shut the shower room door and shat as loudly as he wanted to and we wouldn't have had to hear it. Instead he just went to the nearest shitter possible, letting out an enormous wet fart to begin with and then plops and grunts at random intervals for the next 5 minutes. Its not exactly good manners is it? Not the first time he's done that when staying with us as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Just now, throbber said: I know we all have to shite, but he had the en suite so he could have shut the bedroom door and then shut the shower room door and shat as loudly as he wanted to and we wouldn't have had to hear it. Instead he just went to the nearest shitter possible, letting out an enormous wet fart to begin with and then plops and grunts at random intervals for the next 5 minutes. Its not exactly good manners is it? Not the first time he's done that when staying with us as well. He obviously has absolutely no regard for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Was your potty training a bit traumatic? You seem to be suffering from jobbyphobia. Not really, i don't particularly like people being able to hear me shitting though and have no interest in hearing my dad shitting in the next room when i'm sat there having my morning coffee and talking with my mother. Its just a total lack of self awareness from him and something that greatly bothers me every time he comes to stay. If i ever go for a shit at someone else house i put some toilet roll down so my plops can't be heard and I also run a tap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Obviously a bad diet,too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: He obviously has absolutely no regard for you. He has never had any regard for me ever, I'm not sure he even knows when my birthday is. 1 minute ago, Stellaboz said: Obviously a bad diet,too. Not really. sounded like a good consistency from where i was sat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 18 hours ago, Jmothecat2 said: How many folk here still use computers (outside work/uni/school)? I pretty much use my phone for everything I do on the Internet aside from streaming (which I do through my Tv). Me If I need the internetweb I'm either at work or at home where I have computers. My phone is a PHONE (and does text messages) f**k OFF! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Just been paid off and about to get extremely drunk. Had a new job set up anyway so here's to a week off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 45 minutes ago, throbber said: My parents were staying for a few nights and they stayed in the en suite, i was quite embarrassed to go for a shit when they were hovering about so i just went at the swimming pool instead. Despite having the en suite bedroom my father still thought nothing of shitting in the main toilet closest to the sitting room as well and he made absolutely no attempt to keep the noise down whatsoever. This was rather awkward when i was sat there trying to make conversation with my mother when we were sat on the couch. 43 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: We all shite. He could've left the door open and joined in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 51 minutes ago, Raidernation said: Me If I need the internetweb I'm either at work or at home where I have computers. My phone is a PHONE (and does text messages) f**k OFF! Sounds like you need to f**k off back to the dark ages where you belong. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/rugby/scottish-rugby-imposes-heavy-bans-over-sickening-initiation-ceremony/ar-AAunfUx?li=BBoPWjQ&ocid=mailsignout 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/rugby/scottish-rugby-imposes-heavy-bans-over-sickening-initiation-ceremony/ar-AAunfUx?li=BBoPWjQ&ocid=mailsignout What were you googling to unearth a story about “massive internal injuries”? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 46 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Sounds like you need to f**k off back to the dark ages where you belong. Sounds like you need to f**k off back to where someone gives a damn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Saw a guy inhaling WD40 from the can this morning. Never heard of that before, must be a millenial glue sniffing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 Don't all rush at once: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 20 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I've had this phone for the past five and a half years Being online on it isn't really a priority and if I am it usually costs a large amount of pounds. A drug dealers phone if ever I saw one 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 7 hours ago, DA Baracus said: PAYG and mobile data is always on? I think that might just be a tad more than £10 a month. Next he'll tell us he has roaming on at all times as well. Was this aimed at me? It seems to have cost £2 each day when I've gone online. I don't know if it goes up dependent on how much data I use. My phone also served its intended purpose this morning and I love you all. I still hate it though. And I'll be keeping the old one because the noise it makes when I use it as an alarm is magnificent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 3, 2017 Share Posted November 3, 2017 57 minutes ago, Finch road said: A drug dealers phone if ever I saw one You've no doubt seen lots during your buying sprees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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