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Denver has seen a temperature drop of 72 degrees F from Sunday to Tuesday. That's over 22 degrees C in 40 hours. The Colorado Rapids played a CONCACAF Champions League game tonight and the temperature at kick-off was 3F / minus 16C, which is a record for the coldest MLS game.
I didn't go. 


How can it be a record for an MLS game if it wasn't an MLS game?
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I stream everything through my PC or laptop. I don't see any need for this gadget.
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On 2/19/2018 at 16:22, DA Baracus said:

 What's to stop someone shitting in them?

there's a similar arrangement at a garage near gatwick airport; they have mitigated against the potential "being shat in" problem by raising the units on work surfaces so the doors are about four feet off the ground; you'd either have to get a step-ladder and "reverse in" to curl one down, or hang off the top of the thing with your arse in the hole and your feet up and over it; this IMO would present the very real possibility of the whole thing toppling forward, trapping you underneath wi' your feet up round your ears and a heady mixture of Comfort and shite escaping through the incomplete seal around the door/arse interface, which would dribble up your bare legs and inexorably towards your face; security camera footage would prove both popular and profitable on-line, but that notwithstanding, it seems to be an effective deterrent...

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27 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said:

there's a similar arrangement at a garage near gatwick airport; they have mitigated against the potential "being shat in" problem by raising the units on work surfaces so the doors are about four feet off the ground; you'd either have to get a step-ladder and "reverse in" to curl one down, or hang off the top of the thing with your arse in the hole and your feet up and over it; this IMO would present the very real possibility of the whole thing toppling forward, trapping you underneath wi' your feet up round your ears and a heady mixture of Comfort and shite escaping through the incomplete seal around the door/arse interface, which would dribble up your bare legs and inexorably towards your face; security camera footage would prove both popular and profitable on-line, but that notwithstanding, it seems to be an effective deterrent...

I think you are also forgetting that if you happened to be successful in perching upside down with your arse in the machine without it crushing you in a shitey, Comforty hell, gravity would take over and you'd probably just shite up your back.

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5 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

I think you are also forgetting that if you happened to be successful in perching upside down with your arse in the machine without it crushing you in a shitey, Comforty hell, gravity would take over and you'd probably just shite up your back.

Do you not also have pay before the door can be open, most weegie/ned/tuechers (did I get them all) won't spare the giro on this malaraky.

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2 minutes ago, SlipperyP said:

Do you not also have pay before the door can be open, most weegie/ned/tuechers (did I get them all) won't spare the giro on this malaraky.

So what you're saying here is that @Melanius Mullarkey is a jakey that shites in communal washing machines?

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16 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

I think you are also forgetting that if you happened to be successful in perching upside down with your arse in the machine without it crushing you in a shitey, Comforty hell, gravity would take over and you'd probably just shite up your back.

i'm wondering if you could put it on a slow spin, thereby creating a partial vacuum to "hold stuff in" a bit - might also help to draw out any stubborn stools, too ?

that might run the risk of some passing prankster whacking it up to full speed, with you therefore suffering a prolapse and being gradually sucked in to a fecal maelstrom, mind... 

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Just now, Herman Hessian said:

i'm wondering if you could put it on a slow spin, thereby creating a partial vacuum to "hold stuff in" a bit - might also help to draw out any stubborn stools, too ?

that might run the risk of some passing prankster whacking it up to full speed, with you therefore suffering a prolapse and being gradually sucked in to a fecal maelstrom, mind... 

Great band, saw them open for Cannibal Corpse in 2003.

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2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Wonder* whether HSF or Mrs Danger had the worst 21/02.


*I dont really, Ruggy is a fucking dreamboat**.


**Never met Ruggy but he clearly is.

Maybe they will both have a really nice day.

 

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5 hours ago, Bully Wee Villa said:

 


How can it be a record for an MLS game if it wasn't an MLS game?

 

You know...that's a very good point. I was quoting directly from the TV news and didn't catch that. They were playing Toronto, so I suppose they must've meant 'MLS Teams'.

I claim tiredness and Johnnie Walker Red as my excuse.

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