19QOS19 Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 I assume his medical qualification is in homeopathy or some such shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 11 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: I assume his medical qualification is in homeopathy or some such shite. I hear it's from a very reputable 'online university' and only cost $50 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Quote the "difficult dynamics" of English supporters. Today I have learned that a bunch of arseholes have "different dynamics" http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43546732 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 grass is green, shit stinks and England fans are arseholes. Police them with violence, it’s what we all want to see surely 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 (edited) Can't remember who it was who once said that when England are playing anyone, anywhere, at any sport, we in Scotland will invariably support the opposition. If they are playing football we support the police. Edited March 27, 2018 by ICTJohnboy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Can't remember who it was who once said that when England are playing anyone at football, not only do we in Scotland tend to support the opposition, we also support the police. It was you Just then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 45 minutes ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: It was you Just then Naah.... I wish it had been me. It was sometime back in late eighties - I'm sure it was either Jimmy Reid, or the then SNP leader, Gordon Wilson. No one else remember that speech? I've googled and googled but can't find any trace of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 20 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’d rather face that tackle than eat cold toast. Have you had that PM from throbber too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 18 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: I assume his medical qualification is in homeopathy or some such shite. Most people know fahk all about 'omeopathy.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 It's a glorified placebo. If it works for folk then fair enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Just a reminder for everyone that the pubes are on holiday this Friday. Proof read fail in today's school newsletter. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 And so it begins. Anyone else get the free £2.50 offer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Staying at my brother-in-laws this week and 3 days in my 6yo nephew is very close to getting my toe up his arse (Def. NOT a euphemism) after continually waking not only me but my 22 month old daughter up with what can only be described as a "screaming chicken" toy. Is there some sort of rule or etiquette for beating your in-laws children? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 Staying at my brother-in-laws this week and 3 days in my 6yo nephew is very close to getting my toe up his arse (Def. NOT a euphemism) after continually waking not only me but my 22 month old daughter up with what can only be described as a "screaming chicken" toy. Is there some sort of rule or etiquette for beating your in-laws children? Steal or destroy the chicken on the sly. You can then get a replacement one as a thought-free birthday present and you'll be the hero that replaced that awful hole in his life.Unless he only has two toys and the other is a xylophone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 https://mobile.twitter.com/Chris17_Penman/status/978292225456078848?s=19Scottish man talks to tinder girl [emoji23][emoji23] 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 15 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Steal or destroy the chicken on the sly. You can then get a replacement one as a thought-free birthday present and you'll be the hero that replaced that awful hole in his life. Unless he only has two toys and the other is a xylophone. Destroying/hiding the chicken was my initial thought but that doesn't really tie in with my belief in Newton's 3rd law : for every action, there is an equal and opposing reaction. Signified in this case by my boot up his arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 1 hour ago, LinkinFighter said: https://mobile.twitter.com/Chris17_Penman/status/978292225456078848?s=19 Scottish man talks to tinder girl I’m in tears with the last one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 "Spickin'" Is that how they really talk? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 "Spickin'" Is that how they really talk? Aye. Its fucking brutal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie Shepherd Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: "Spickin'" Is that how they really talk? Aye. Its fucking brutal. Richt, 12 Ruel Stracht fur a fecht... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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