Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 On 12/04/2018 at 19:09, DA Baracus said: The Dark Ages was the time after the Romans left and Europe was no longer united. Is he warning of the same climate of backwardness and ignorance taking over after Brexit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 I got another one today. If we all fundraise the cost of a stamp for you would you get the book and report back? No need my kind friend, for a slightly different brand of nut job had put the book online, http://www.whiteestate.org/books/gc/gc.aspTl:dr, it doesn't seem as fun and amusing as the leaflet suggests. Book is over 100 years old and seems to be 'the bible part 2, more wacky, more conspiracy and less facts' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Blaby sounds as exciting as Yarm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 This: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 House phone went and I’ve just taken an order for a chicken curry, special fried rice and a king prawn foo yung. Guy says he’ll collect it in about 15 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: House phone went and I’ve just taken an order for a chicken curry, special fried rice and a king prawn foo yung. Guy says he’ll collect it in about 15 minutes. Hope they pre-paid with their card. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 24 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: House phone went and I’ve just taken an order for a chicken curry, special fried rice and a king prawn foo yung. Guy says he’ll collect it in about 15 minutes. I hope you're going to throw in free prawn crackers for orders over a tenner? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 House phone went and I’ve just taken an order for a chicken curry, special fried rice and a king prawn foo yung. Guy says he’ll collect it in about 15 minutes. If this happened you are a b*****d of the highest order! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 40 minutes ago, PB1994 said: Hope they pre-paid with their card. Cash on collection. 18 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I hope you're going to throw in free prawn crackers for orders over a tenner? Came to £9.99. Shame. 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 44 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: House phone went and I’ve just taken an order for a chicken curry, special fried rice and a king prawn foo yung. Guy says he’ll collect it in about 15 minutes. If this happened you are a b*****d of the highest order! Won’t argue with that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 44 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: House phone went and I’ve just taken an order for a chicken curry, special fried rice and a king prawn foo yung. Guy says he’ll collect it in about 15 minutes. If this happened you are a b*****d of the highest order! f**k sake, it's not as if the hospital phoned and asked when the kidney was coming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Cash on collection. Came to £9.99. Shame. You forgot to add the 5p for the bag, unlucky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Just now, Zen Archer said: You forgot to add the 5p for the bag, unlucky. Dam it. I knew there was a flaw in my business model somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 I'm fucking starving, where's my dinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 11 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: House phone went and I’ve just taken an order for a chicken curry, special fried rice and a king prawn foo yung. Guy says he’ll collect it in about 15 minutes. The landline number allocated to my previous house had been a taxi number before it was given to me, so I got drunken taxi requests at stupid o'clock in the morning every now and again (particularly December when the once-a-yearers were out). The first couple of times I was a wido and asked where they were, and said "stand outside, we'll have a car there very soon". The flaw in my wido plan was that these idiots had the number saved in their mobile, so called back even later to ask where their taxi was. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 6 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: The landline number allocated to my previous house had been a taxi number before it was given to me, so I got drunken taxi requests at stupid o'clock in the morning every now and again (particularly December when the once-a-yearers were out). The first couple of times I was a wido and asked where they were, and said "stand outside, we'll have a car there very soon". The flaw in my wido plan was that these idiots had the number saved in their mobile, so called back even later to ask where their taxi was. Our number is one digit away from a nearby doctors surgery and the wife once answered the phone at 8am and book some c**t in for an appointment. To be fair, she’s one lazy b*****d so at least it got her out of her pit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Our number is one digit away from a nearby doctors surgery and the wife once answered the phone at 8am and book some c**t in for an appointment. To be fair, she’s one lazy b*****d so at least it got her out of her pit. I have a similar problem with the chemists. Regular calls asking if I have their prescription ready. I'm not willing to take the risk on suggesting I might have loads of drugs in the house in case people are listening in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 We bought a house a few years back and were allocated a number that used to belong to a local, well known drug dealer and all round bad guy. What made it worse was we have the same first name. A few unsavoury conversations in the few weeks until we got allocated another number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Centenary of Terrance Alan Milligan’s, aka Spike, birth today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 3 hours ago, Eednud said: Centenary of Terrance Alan Milligan’s, aka Spike, birth today. You grovelling little b*****d, @Eednud 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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