SlipperyP Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 5 minutes ago, sjc said: Good work! Everyone loses weight from different areas of their bodies at different rates I suppose. My chubby cheeks were the last to go! Those weren't chubby cheeks you're just got mouth full of sushi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 I could do with losing s few pounds just now but it won’t happen over Christmas ! Have you considered AIDS? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Have you considered AIDS? Not until this morning no. Seems like a sure fire way to get in shape though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 I think leprosy is the best illness for dieting. The weight just falls off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 I think leprosy is the best illness for dieting. The weight just falls off. Don’t particularly fancy losing my fingers though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: I think leprosy is the best illness for dieting. The weight just falls off. To the tune of ‘Yesterday’; Leprosy Bits and pieces falling off of me I’m not half the man I used to be Oh I believe in leprosy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 5 hours ago, SlipperyP said: OK, Thobs, you're on here more than most and you didn't SJC got his arsehole ripped off and sold it to the Japanese market? Have you been out in the midday sun again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Don’t particularly fancy losing my fingers though. That's to stop you picking up cans of beer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 I am in New York #itcouldhavebeenme but I'm still in bed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 34 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: I am in New York #itcouldhavebeenme but I'm still in bed. Don't worry, the chubby patrol will keep you safe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 59 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: I am in New York #itcouldhavebeenme but I'm still in bed. There you go @Rugster, your missus has avoided a potential terrorist incident by getting pumped in New York. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 1 minute ago, KnightswoodBear said: There you go @Rugster, your missus has avoided a potential terrorist incident by getting pumped in New York. I sent her a message to check she was ok and she replied "yes, why?" She didn't even fucking know. Then when she realised the on the ground up to the minute reports from her contained such Cronkite-esque utterings like "1000 helicopters overhead, so noisy" and "can hear loads of neeeee naws". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Honest Saints Fan said: I am in New York #itcouldhavebeenme but I'm still in bed. ^^^^ Shit alibi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Sitting in Claridges this afternoon, and in walked Roman Abramovich with another man and the two most beautiful women I’ve ever laid eyes on. His security team looked like something out of a James Bond film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 My burd is supposed to be in bed ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Does she work security for Roman Abramovich? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 12, 2017 Share Posted December 12, 2017 https://provieroadpod.com/category/dear-jocky/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Tynieness said: Away for an Indian and beer. Tomorrow away for an Indian and beer. Friday away for an Italian and some wine. ^^^^ Alcoholic with ethnic friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 ^^^^ Alcoholic with ethnic friends. ^^^^ Alcoholic with no friends. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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