Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 12 hours ago, Cerberus said: Jarvis Cocker, Damon Albarn are all shite 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 I just seen an advert for this. Did anyone know this existed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 Our resident female swan is preggers again, so the daddy swan is on a rampage killing any gulls that get too close to her nest. He’s no taking any prisoners 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 https://twitter.com/RashadJunior/status/996460595665866753 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 I just seen an advert for this. Did anyone know this existed? Aye. Used to be advertised on the radio so bought it for the wife as a joke, the clatty hooer. Trouble is she thought it s great idea! Now I go to the bathroom in the morning and I’m overpowered by the smell of citrus shite. Still catches me unawares sometimes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 I just seen an advert for this. Did anyone know this existed? Yes. The advert is surely one of the worst ever seen on tv. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers2017 Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 9 hours ago, Dee Man said: You're the guy that won the tickets, aye? Aye, they got the date wrong on the RVSP and managed to get time off work. Was some treck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted May 28, 2018 Share Posted May 28, 2018 This woman on the news talking about her house being flooded... 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Just seen two guys in their mid-late 40s wearing identical shorts & t-shirt and identical faded neck and arm tattoos. Utterly bizarre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 13 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Just seen two guys in their mid-late 40s wearing identical shorts & t-shirt and identical faded neck and arm tattoos. Utterly bizarre. Sure it wasn’t one guy standing next to a mirror? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 6 minutes ago, IainMorton said: Sure it wasn’t one guy standing next to a mirror? Ah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Sure it wasn’t one guy standing next to a mirror? Sure it wasn't Hedgecutter standing next to a mirror? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 I just seen an advert for this. Did anyone know this existed? Yeah, works as well apparently. Just seen two guys in their mid-late 40s wearing identical shorts & t-shirt and identical faded neck and arm tattoos. Utterly bizarre. What the hell were you doing at Ibrox? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminavest Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 A dislocated knee cap is shite! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Pop it back in and walk it off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 12 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Pop it back in and walk it off I watched a pal do that. It had happened so often that he made it look quite easy. It was still disgusting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 A fatty I used to work with fell off a shelf/work top and his kneecap popped out, he was screaming like a small child. Had to get an ambulance in the end. lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 On the roads this morning approaching a junction. Large black Mercedes in front with diplomat plates (see it most mornings on the school run) rear ended a wee car in front. The two drivers get out... I’m begging for the diplomat to act all smug and yell “diplomatic immunity” before the other guy whips out a large revolver, shoots him and says “it’s just been revoked”. Sadly, both parties appeared to be very amicable about it all. Where’s Danny Glover when you need him? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: On the roads this morning approaching a junction. Large black Mercedes in front with diplomat plates (see it most mornings on the school run) rear ended a wee car in front. The two drivers get out... I’m begging for the diplomat to act all smug and yell “diplomatic immunity” before the other guy whips out a large revolver, shoots him and says “it’s just been revoked”. Sadly, both parties appeared to be very amicable about it all. Where’s Danny Glover when you need him? He's too old for that shit. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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