sjc Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 2 hours ago, ++Ammo - Airdrie++ said: Felt terrible yesterday afternoon at work, came home last night, can't eat anything, stomachs aching, shivering all night (but woke up sweating) and now my heads absolutely killing me right along my forehead . I don't get Ill that often but hopefully this passes within 24 hours. Sounds like you've contracted bad aids to me..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 2 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: On similar note, I woke up about 3am with my stomach in agony. Waddled through to the toilet just in time before unleashing an unnatural amount of watery shite down the toilet. Had a quick look round at the damage and the toilet was splattered with bright red shite. Thought I was a goner and shiting out blood until I had a thought to what I had for dinner then realised I had some cheap Chicken Tikka pieces with rice covered in Nandos hot sauce so the chicken was caked in some horrid red food colouring. Was quite disconcerting for a moment. Twice in my life I have had similar toilet related panicking. First was a shite after eating beetroot, second was first time I encountered the smell of pish after eating asparagus. Having a completely grey shite is fucking worrying. Trust me on that one! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sick boy Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Why is it so difficult to find a cafe serving square/slice/lorne sausage in Edinburgh? Living in England. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 (edited) Just cracked open my second beer today. First since 5th Oct. Wife and 3 kids are staying at the inlaws and I don't have work until 21:00 tomorrow....I feel for the dugs already, I might go out on a night search Edited November 2, 2018 by SlipperyP 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 3 hours ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: Because it’s not the 1980s anymore If the modern world doesn’t have square sausage, I don’t want to be a part of it. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 On the bus passing through Prestwick, I just saw Xmas lights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 6 hours ago, SlipperyP said: Just cracked open my second beer today. First since 5th Oct. Wife and 3 kids are staying at the inlaws and I don't have work until 21:00 tomorrow....I feel for the dugs already, I might go out on a night search Love The Bees. Delighted to discover two of them have formed another band called 77:78, been enjoying their album Jellies very much this week. For anybody that gives a f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Sounds like you've contracted bad aids to me.....i concur, certainly bads aids. i recognise the symptoms well. a mate had them, obviously 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Never had SlippyP down as a Gran Turismo or Pearl Jam fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-45765767 What a fanny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, Cerberus said: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-45765767 What a fanny. He asked for something the airport didn't have. They offered an alternative which he turned down. They offered another alternative which he turned down. So now he's suing them, but oh no it's not about the money. He would have felt 'humiliated' if somebody had had to push him, which implies he feels he's better than people who do have to be pushed. It wasn't his fault that his own chair got left behind but it wasn't Luton's fault either. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, Cerberus said: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-45765767 What a fanny. Quote In a statement the airport said: "On discovering that Mr Levene's flight had arrived without his wheelchair, our teams worked hard to find a solution, offering Mr Levene an assisted wheelchair as a temporary replacement. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 He didn’t want to be humiliated and degraded so his only option was to throw himself to the floor and drag him arse along the ground the length of the airport.He’ll probably win cause he’s disabled but he really is a total fud. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Exclusive footage of the P&B Tring-crawl https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-46075190/police-ask-for-cctv-of-tring-pub-fight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 10 hours ago, sjc said: Having a completely grey shite is fucking worrying. Trust me on that one! He might be turning into John Major? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Cerberus said: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-45765767 What a fanny. Wouldn't be the first drag artist to be called Justin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 11 hours ago, sjc said: Having a completely grey shite is fucking worrying. Trust me on that one! Did it flush? #steatorrhoea 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Yes, but does it hurt? Asking for a friend, obviously.Don’t be fooled by the cock that I gotI’m still, I’m still Abdul from the blockUsed to have a Little now I got a lot,But I still no where I came from 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 Staying in the same hotel as the Swedish Women’s Curling Team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 20 minutes ago, Hand As Porn said: Staying in the same hotel as the Swedish Women’s Curling Team. Sweep, sweep, sweep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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