19QOS19 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 How the f**k did she get out?She was tiny. Could barely see over the steering wheel. A Smart car would have been more suitable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 I have never been able to figure out Minesweeper and I still don't really get it.You just pick up other folks near empty drinks, tan them like their your own and hope you don’t get caught. Not for me but nothing to it really. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 In the end we just stayed in Bristol and it was perfectly comfortable with extra pillows available. If I may be so bold as to assume based on your handle that you are from Perthshire, please let me recommend that you make yourself familiar with regular contributor Billy Rubin. Billy hails from Perthshire himself and regularly makes good or very good posts on Perthshire life. Enjoy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Forgot my password, so new username. New username New beginning. #thistimeI hope you acheive your posting goals bro 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 There's a programme on BBC One now featuring a woman who gave birth while visiting a Harry Potter convention - she didn't know she was pregnant. How is that possible? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 25 minutes ago, This time Perthshirebell said: In the end we just stayed in Bristol and it was perfectly comfortable with extra pillows available. Did you like Bristol? I do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crùbag Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Language lessons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 9 minutes ago, ICTChris said: There's a programme on BBC One now featuring a woman who gave birth while visiting a Harry Potter convention - she didn't know she was pregnant. How is that possible? A wave of Potter's wand, and expecto mirabilis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Having been with my wife through her pregnancy and birth I find the idea of not knowing insane. I suppose it can happen if you don't show and the babies not a mover. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 16 minutes ago, ICTChris said: There's a programme on BBC One now featuring a woman who gave birth while visiting a Harry Potter convention - she didn't know she was pregnant. How is that possible? The paramedic programme? If so, I've stayed in the hotel. Not the best start in life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 11 hours ago, ICTChris said: There's a programme on BBC One now featuring a woman who gave birth while visiting a Harry Potter convention - she didn't know she was pregnant. How is that possible? That should be the giveaway that she's unlikely to trouble the Nobel Prize selection committee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 There's a programme on BBC One now featuring a woman who gave birth while visiting a Harry Potter convention - she didn't know she was pregnant. How is that possible?Wizard’s sleeve ?“Fallopio expectatum “.........🧙♂️ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 There's a programme on BBC One now featuring a woman who gave birth while visiting a Harry Potter convention - she didn't know she was pregnant. How is that possible?Super fat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 (edited) I caught the end of that paramedic programme. The boy buzzing the gas canister hidden up his sleeve in the back of the ambulance was depressingly funny. eta: The homeless guy being asked to sign the form absolving the ambulance crew from blame if he died was fucked up. Edited April 26, 2019 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 A grey squirrel fell out of the tree in my front garden this morning (no pyab euph). Seriously, how shit a squirrel do you have to be to fall out of a fucking tree? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: A grey squirrel fell out of the tree in my front garden this morning (no pyab euph). Seriously, how shit a squirrel do you have to be to fall out of a fucking tree? Living in such close proximity to you, maybe it just gave up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Living in such close proximity to you, maybe it just gave up. I'll stick the wife up the tree and see if the same happens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 I'll stick the wife up the tree and see if the same happens.Obvious euph is obvious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 3 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: I caught the end of that paramedic programme. The boy buzzing the gas canister hidden up his sleeve in the back of the ambulance was depressingly funny. eta: The homeless guy being asked to sign the form absolving the ambulance crew from blame if he died was fucked up. So was the shop security guy who berated the ambulance crew for giving a homeless guy a blanket to help keep him warm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 2 hours ago, Swarley said: 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I'll stick the wife up the tree and see if the same happens. Obvious euph is obvious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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