Jump to content

Things you want to share with P&B


Ad Lib

Recommended Posts

1 hour ago, Archie McSquackle said:

20 dollars a bottle and they're trying to kid on they didn't think there was anything dodgy in it? Aye, right. emoji41.png

Quite impressed he lives in a tree house with his Mexican pornos though.

Was he giving away the gasoline for free? Mug.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Having toast and nutella for breakfast this morning, some of it ended up on the floor as I was rushing about. Tried to clean it up which made it worse, now it looks like I have a giant skid mark on my living room carpet.
^^^ making excuses for having shit his carpet.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

19 minutes ago, Romeo said:
20 minutes ago, IainMorton said:
Having toast and nutella for breakfast this morning, some of it ended up on the floor as I was rushing about. Tried to clean it up which made it worse, now it looks like I have a giant skid mark on my living room carpet.

^^^ making excuses for having shit his carpet.

 

I always used to blame the dog when these things happened.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

It’s my birthday today. Sadly I’m at work and away from home so there will be no celebratory meal or pints with friends and family tonight. Think its the first time this has happened come to think of it!
Happy Birthday [emoji512]
Link to comment
Share on other sites

12 minutes ago, jamamafegan said:

It’s my birthday today. Sadly I’m at work and away from home so there will be no celebratory meal or pints with friends and family tonight. Think its the first time this has happened come to think of it!

^^^ Banged up in Saughton IMO

Link to comment
Share on other sites

8 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said:

I'm on a conference call with techy people from across Europe.  For the last hour I've been wondering why the Dutch guy is going on about "Felching issues", and have just realised he's actually been going on about "File share issues".

:bag

Highly doubt a Dutch guy has "felching issues"*

 

 

 

*Racial stereotyping based purely on my youth watching red hot and Dutch!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...