whereismillar Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, mathematics said: Some fucking c**t has mislaid my race number for the Roon the Toon in a few weeks. Aye blame everyone else but yersel ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, whereismillar said: Aye blame everyone else but yersel ! I’m blaming myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Im now in an open plan office for the next 3 months. Harrowing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: A big "well done" to all concerned here. 111 folk from a Prestonpans youth football club booted out of Flamingo land. Special mention to the 18 year old girl arrested for assaulting her dad. Tremendous bit of bad behaviour from The Pans: https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/crime/111-prestonpans-people-kicked-out-of-flamingo-land-theme-park-after-domestic-row-and-arrest-1-4933999 I came on here to post this, a great effort. Getting steaming while in charge of dozens of children and fighting with your wife in a bar is exemplary as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Im now in an open plan office for the next 3 months. Harrowing. Hotdesking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whereismillar Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Im now in an open plan office for the next 3 months. Harrowing. for the others you will be sharing with obviously . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Hotdesking? Thankfully not. Ive too much shite to be carting it around every day. 1 minute ago, whereismillar said: for the others you will be sharing with obviously . I'll give it 2 weeks before theres a fight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I'll give it 2 weeks before theres a fight. Yer like twa ply reek, you couldn't fight sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whereismillar Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: I'll give it 2 weeks before theres a fight. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: A big "well done" to all concerned here. 111 folk from a Prestonpans youth football club booted out of Flamingo land. Special mention to the 18 year old girl arrested for assaulting her dad. Tremendous bit of bad behaviour from The Pans: https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/crime/111-prestonpans-people-kicked-out-of-flamingo-land-theme-park-after-domestic-row-and-arrest-1-4933999 Wha's like us? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whereismillar Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Wha's like us? Michael Gove the tory fuckwit would agree . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 I noticed earlier that the Laxatives in ADSA have security tabs on them. You'd have to be pretty desperate to steal Laxatives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Ned Nederlander said: I noticed earlier that the Laxatives in ADSA have security tabs on them. You'd have to be pretty desperate to steal Laxatives. Could be to stop kids stealing them to poison their parents. Edited May 28, 2019 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Erm ... Cairo is getting a monorail !! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-48435983 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Im now in an open plan office for the next 3 months. Harrowing.Ocht well. Maybe we’ll be hearing a little less from you then? Every cloud an that... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swello Posted May 28, 2019 Share Posted May 28, 2019 Due to a cultural panic at the kebab shop fridge where I didn't instantly recognise any of the drinks on offer, I bought a can of Lilt. Lilt. A can of Lilt. I reflexively hid it in my jacket pocket, such was the embarrassment of potentially being seen with something that required to be advertised using a cod Jamaican accent. But. One small taste made the world seem like everything would be just fine Lilt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 On 24/05/2019 at 06:31, Ziggy said: Someone just got beat 118 -16 on Countdown. The same wee guy is now beating someone else 99 - 0. I’ll keep you all updated on the score. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 I noticed earlier that the Laxatives in ADSA have security tabs on them. You'd have to be pretty hard pressed to steal Laxatives.FTFY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 I can’t believe this article is realhttps://www.thecut.com/2019/05/incel-plastic-surgery.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 11 hours ago, Swello said: Due to a cultural panic at the kebab shop fridge where I didn't instantly recognise any of the drinks on offer, I bought a can of Lilt. Lilt. A can of Lilt. I reflexively hid it in my jacket pocket, such was the embarrassment of potentially being seen with something that required to be advertised using a cod Jamaican accent. But. One small taste made the world seem like everything would be just fine Lilt. Someone on here likes Lilt. I think it's @Bert Raccoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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