Romeo Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 7 hours ago, Cerberus said: I’m “trapped wind pain” years old. That's round about when "do i need a pish or not....no i don't, yest I do" starts too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 That's round about when "do i need a pish or not....no i don't, yest I do" starts tooOn that note, it's annoying when you just got for a pish and youve gone to the urinal and whilst standing there, you suddenly realize you also need a number two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 11 hours ago, Cerberus said: I’m “trapped wind pain” years old. Farty? 3 hours ago, Stellaboz said: 4 hours ago, Romeo said: That's round about when "do i need a pish or not....no i don't, yest I do" starts too On that note, it's annoying when you just got for a pish and youve gone to the urinal and whilst standing there, you suddenly realize you also need a number two. Better than realising you also needed a number two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 12 hours ago, Cerberus said: I’m “trapped wind pain” years old. This has been my life for the last 2 years.......and foreseeable future. I regularly carry my hot water bottle around with me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Got yet another excellent haircut at Magic Barbers in Carnoustie today, no chit chat or any of that shite either, just cuts your hair and you go home. Thank you.The last haircut I had the woman didn't even ask what I wanted, I just sat down and she got on with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 11 hours ago, Dee Man said: There's a hipster barbers just round the corner from me that gives you a free beer as you wait. Cunningly though, the price of their haircuts is about the price of a beer more expensive than other local barbers. In the mid 90s, our local barber in St Andrews would pour you a whisky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 47 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: 18 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Got yet another excellent haircut at Magic Barbers in Carnoustie today, no chit chat or any of that shite either, just cuts your hair and you go home. Thank you. The last haircut I had the woman didn't even ask what I wanted, I just sat down and she got on with it. Back, crack and sac? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 25 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: In the mid 90s, our local barber in St Andrews would pour you a whisky. Sounds like they were trying to get you too pished to realise how bad the cut was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 4 hours ago, Dee Man said: Sounds like they were trying to get you too pished to realise how bad the cut was. From the photos I've seen, he must still be going there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 I have decided that I am going the way of @Shandon Par and will be going tee total. I will not be accepting questions nor making any further comment on the matter. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 6 minutes ago, Dele said: I have decided that I am going the way of @Shandon Par I look forward to your fashion tips and multiple accidents. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 12 minutes ago, Dele said: I have decided that I am going the way of @Shandon Par and will be going tee total. I will not be accepting questions nor making any further comment on the matter. Thank you. Will you be extending this to other topics? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 I have decided that I am going the way of [mention=11914]Shandon Par[/mention] and will be going tee total. I will not be accepting questions nor making any further comment on the matter. Thank you. Another good man down. Will hold a minutes silence for you tomorrow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 31 minutes ago, Dele said: I have decided that I am going the way of @Shandon Par and will be going tee total. I will not be accepting questions nor making any further comment on the matter. Thank you. Shat himself. Even money. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 I have gone full Shandon Par, last time I had a drink was December 1st last year. Can’t see me drinking again. Let’s have a P&B juice and coffee crawl. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 38 minutes ago, Dele said: I have decided that I am going the way of @Shandon Par and will be going tee total. I will not be accepting questions nor making any further comment on the matter. Thank you. I thought there were creams and strong antibiotics for, erm, "personal issues" these days rather than having to give up alcohol ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Funny Things I Saw On Holiday Thread doesn't exist, so I'll put this here - 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Dele said: I have decided that I am going the way of @Shandon Par and will be going tee total. I will not be accepting questions nor making any further comment on the matter. Thank you. Didn't know you played golf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Hope Dele gets a quality hound and posts amusing anecdotes and pictures of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Since when were divorce parties a thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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