WhiteRoseKillie Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 (edited) 23 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I frequently pass a "Swan Veterinary Practice" in Dyce and consistently wonder whether or not it's one of the more specialised niche businesses, especially as there are a few swans along the Dyce-Danestone stretch of the River Don. I spent my YTS time working for Kilmarnock & Loudon Council at the Dick Institute. ETA: Jeez, that was nearly forty fucking years ago! Edited July 23, 2020 by WhiteRoseKillie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 On 20/07/2020 at 12:06, MONKMAN said: This “1 bedroom flat” is up for sale in Notting Hill for 200k https://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/54325598 No toilet. Good luck trying to melt that jobbie down the shower drain when you’re trying to impress a burd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: No toilet. Good luck trying to melt that jobbie down the shower drain when you’re trying to impress a burd. There is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 2 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: There is. Bucket in the corner? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Just now, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Bucket in the corner? Nobody puts bucket in the corner! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 On 22/07/2020 at 12:32, Busta Nut said: sorry to hear that man, you were lucky in that they all were alive for a great period of your own life. Hope yer well. Many thanks. Got into see her yesterday, she was wearing her dress that she wore to my wedding. We're not able to have a service or anything, just a small gathering at the graveside. She deserves more, but would have understood that's where we are. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 19 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: No toilet. Good luck trying to melt that jobbie down the shower drain when you’re trying to impress a burd. That's what I thought. I clicked on the link and there are more photos - one facing the opposite way shows a door in the corner which is either a cupboard or the cludgie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 Been on 12hr nights and it's been roasting. Come home take the socks off and clean my feet (don't shower until I get up) this morning I couldn't be bothered washi g my feet as I just wanted a 4hr sleep before getting up again. I've ended up scratching about 8 layers of skin off the top of my left foot. Agony. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 Dundee, beer drinking bird goes missing. https://newscolony.com/dundee-the-beer-drinking-care-cockatoo-goes-missing-in-darwin/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 14 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Been on 12hr nights and it's been roasting. Come home take the socks off and clean my feet (don't shower until I get up) this morning I couldn't be bothered washi g my feet as I just wanted a 4hr sleep before getting up again. I've ended up scratching about 8 layers of skin off the top of my left foot. Agony. Someone nick your patrol car 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Lviv Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 How many coherent sentences do you think were made in this programme? I’ll go for six. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 14 hours ago, Karpaty Lviv said: How many coherent sentences do you think were made in this programme? I’ll go for six. Depends whether Gazza turned up with a can of lager and a chicken supper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 This is phenomenal shithousery 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 I was watching an episode of "can't pay we'll take it away" this morning. Neil ruddock was on it but they blurred his face out. We know what he looks like FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 I was watching an episode of "can't pay we'll take it away" this morning. Neil ruddock was on it but they blurred his face out. We know what he looks like FFS. Aye and his gf/wife is a right c**t. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 43 minutes ago, philpy said: I was watching an episode of "can't pay we'll take it away" this morning. Neil ruddock was on it but they blurred his face out. We know what he looks like FFS. I take it he took legal action, as I remember seeing that episode years ago, and there was no attempt made to conceal his identity. Unless his missus has spent all his money again since then, and this is a new one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 16 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 45 minutes ago, philpy said: I was watching an episode of "can't pay we'll take it away" this morning. Neil ruddock was on it but they blurred his face out. We know what he looks like FFS. Aye and his gf/wife is a right c**t. Shrill, shrieking, entitled harpy, who had the cheek to default on her debts and scream about the bailiffs being "scum", IIRC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 Shrill, shrieking, entitled harpy, who had the cheek to default on her debts and scream about the bailiffs being "scum", IIRC.Also threw water over one of the guys I'm sure. Jumped up little cow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 The whole programme can be comedy gold at times though. I remember one episode where it was a takeaway, and the debtors kept claiming he wasn't the owner, they phoned a mobile number, his phone rang and he still claimed he was someone else 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, philpy said: The whole programme can be comedy gold at times though. I remember one episode where it was a takeaway, and the debtors kept claiming he wasn't the owner, they phoned a mobile number, his phone rang and he still claimed he was someone else Only one? I seem to remember that happening all the time! I do love the ones who give it, "I'm totally broke, mate, not a penny, about to declare bankruptcy, sleeping on my parents floor, renting my colon out as a storage locker," then pull out a shoebox with about half a million quid in when the bailiffs move to have their car impounded 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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