Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Got my rook pierced this morning. I do not like it, I did not think I'd have to wait 3 months earliest until I could move into the jewellery I wish. I've made a big mistake. Had to google that, thought it was maybe your nob that got done. eta are tattoo shops open just now? Edited November 27, 2020 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimi Shandrix Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Never grows old. Still the best 68seconds on the internet. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 (edited) 45 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: eta are tattoo shops open just now? Yeah, have been for months. Its only facial procedures (fnarr) they're not allowed to do. Edited November 27, 2020 by Mr. Alli 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Edit : oaft, that some size ear photae. How do I make the image smaller? ^^^ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Snafu said: How long does it take for food poisoning to work? Usually aware within 40 mins who are you planning to poison? Edited November 27, 2020 by 101 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 9 minutes ago, Snafu said: How long does it take for food poisoning to work? It depends on the contaminant. Which one were you thinking of? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Snafu said: That's alright, looks like I dodged that one. Accidentally swallowed some raw chicken at lunchtime. I will make sure you have no delayed reactions before disclosing just how badly it fucked up someone in knew. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 6 minutes ago, Snafu said: That's alright, looks like I dodged that one. Accidentally swallowed some raw chicken at lunchtime. 12-24 hours incubation for salmonella. You may have spoken too soon. On the plus side, if you're a fatty it's a rapid way to lose weight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 49 minutes ago, Snafu said: Yeah, the bacteria are capable of doing some lifelong damage to brain and organs. First time that this has ever happened, if I start getting pains I will phone for an ambulance as I'm by myself and also I will stay on here until midnight as long as nothing happens. I was pretty stressed out after coming home from the town, I'm not used to so many people in shops and the social distancing was non existent. I bought some Southern Fried Chicken and decided to have this for lunch, the instructions said 15 minutes, so after 15 minutes out it came and into a sandwich which I ate half before realising the middle wasn't cooked. In fact most of it wasn't cooked. So shit, gotta wait and see. I'm going back to vegetarianism in the new year, eating meat these days is like playing Russian roulette. All the best, hopefully just a dose of the shits at worst. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Sarah millican on the one show 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 (edited) When you've been a right wee c**t in class and you get punted to the corridor to finish your work. Edited November 27, 2020 by Zen Archer Esq. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Ben just asked why he could not see his Pappy Poo and what was a heart attack? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 4 hours ago, Snafu said: How long does it take for food poisoning to work? Trying to poison someone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Nice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, Snafu said: I seem to be alright so far. If anything nasty is on the way I should know by morning. I bid you all a goodnight and a peaceful sleep. Odds on you shit the bed in your sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Snafu waking up this morning... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Lovely morning here, crisp and dry and bright. Looks like there has been a touch of frost, which will help kill off the grass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 21 minutes ago, Snafu said: Everything seems normal, nothing unusual. About 30 years ago I met a guy I knew in Edinburgh, he must have been mid-30s. He’d lost significant weight, was walking with a stick and looked far older; all down to eating raw chicken. I think he made a full recovery. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 I think that was the joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Conservatory roof this morning. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.