tamthebam Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Apparently the Pope is of the Roman Catholic faith and bears defecate in the woods too. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Stinky Bone said: Just want to share with you @virginton/ @virginton is a p***k. I am off to my bed now. You may well be right but I I doubt he'll be up all night struggling to sleep thinking of you. You on the other hand... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Had a mental experience last night and I still don't know if it was a dream or if it actually happened. Basically I 'woke up' gasping for breath, but could barely breathe, like something was inexplicably stopping me from taking a normal breath. It was a massive struggle to take a breath, like I had to fight to do it, like I was fighting for my survival. At the same time I 'woke up' my arms felt like they weighed many times they normally did, and it was an incredible effort to lift them. Not only that, it felt like if I failed to raise my arms, I'd die. It was incredibly realistic and I really don't know if it was real or not. It was terrifying as it felt like I was genuinely close to death. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Had a mental experience last night and I still don't know if it was a dream or if it actually happened. Basically I 'woke up' gasping for breath, but could barely breathe, like something was inexplicably stopping me from taking a normal breath. It was a massive struggle to take a breath, like I had to fight to do it, like I was fighting for my survival. At the same time I 'woke up' my arms felt like they weighed many times they normally did, and it was an incredible effort to lift them. Not only that, it felt like if I failed to raise my arms, I'd die. It was incredibly realistic and I really don't know if it was real or not. It was terrifying as it felt like I was genuinely close to death. Sounds like a mild case of sleep paralysis, used to get it quite alot where I was completely unable to move but could see things happening round about eg someone walking into the room, thankfully not had it in a while because by f**k it's scary. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 The birds are chirping away in the front garden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: The birds are chirping away in the front garden. Have you got an air gun? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Have you got an air gun? Decomissioned, unfortunately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 9 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Had a mental experience last night and I still don't know if it was a dream or if it actually happened. Basically I 'woke up' gasping for breath, but could barely breathe, like something was inexplicably stopping me from taking a normal breath. It was a massive struggle to take a breath, like I had to fight to do it, like I was fighting for my survival. At the same time I 'woke up' my arms felt like they weighed many times they normally did, and it was an incredible effort to lift them. Not only that, it felt like if I failed to raise my arms, I'd die. It was incredibly realistic and I really don't know if it was real or not. It was terrifying as it felt like I was genuinely close to death. I had something similar a couple of years ago - not the paralysis bit but the breathing. I felt I was having to consciously take a deep breath to fill my lungs. Then once I was thinking about it, it was as if I wasn't automatically taking a breath and I was scared to go back to sleep in case I stopped. Had a few tests at the doctor's but they didn't find anything wrong with my lungs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 52 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Decomissioned, unfortunately. The good old Good Friday Agreement. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 4 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: The birds are chirping away in the front garden. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 I’m moving to Finland. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’m moving to Finland. Reveal hidden contents He’s only 28 etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 4-2-3-1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Cheap way to get votes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erih Shtrep Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Made the cardinal sin of too much milk in my mash potatoes. Unrecoverable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 1 minute ago, Erih Shtrep said: Made the cardinal sin of too much milk in my mash potatoes. Unrecoverable. Soak it up with quavers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 3 minutes ago, Erih Shtrep said: Made the cardinal sin of too much milk in my mash potatoes. Unrecoverable. Add eggs and fry like pancakes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 39 minutes ago, Tynierose said: Soak it up with quavers. I am pleased some people are keeping the old skills alive for future generations. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, Erih Shtrep said: Made the cardinal sin of too much milk in my mash potatoes. Unrecoverable. Didn't make mash tonight, just plain spuds with the roast chicken, broccoli, carrots and stuffing. Edited January 17, 2021 by Jacksgranda Sleppnig 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 2 hours ago, Erih Shtrep said: Made the cardinal sin of too much milk in my mash potatoes. Unrecoverable. Too far gone to return to the heat and reduce down a bit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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