Things you want to share with P&B

[Shotgun]

1 hour ago, Funky Nosejob said:

Just because you’re immortal doesn’t mean your limbs can’t be chopped off.

Or so I’d imagine.

You'd still experience pain I should think.

Also, given in the increase in security over the last 20 years, in would be a monumental pain in the arse having to create a new identity every few years Otherwise, you'd have friends wondering why you still look like you're 20 and are out pumping wee dirties every weekend while they're been spoon-fed creamed corn in the rest home.

Plus, if it's anything like the TV show, you'd have Roger Daltrey showing up every few weeks which would make anyone suicidal.

[Shotgun]

1 minute ago, bennett said:

 

 

 

I was living in Phoenix, Arizona during the 90's (hiya @BFTD) and the local fishwrap invested a lot of time and energy trying to convince us all that the Internet would be gone soon, so there was no point in signing up for it. One columnist argued that parents who allow their children to use the Internet should be charged with child abuse. On Dec 31, 1999 they published a list of predictions for the next 10 years. Number 1 was that the Internet would have disappeared by 2003  and the only people who would miss it would be drug dealers and child-molesters. 

[Sergeant Wilson]

16 minutes ago, bennett said:

 

 

 

I said the same about ATM's and have been proven right.

 

For dramatically different reasons I'll grant you, but numbers are declining rapidly.

[BFTD]

"The future of online shopping is limited"  

That is superb. I know that's from the Mail, but I remember the Arizona Republic's writers coming across as so dim that I'd be more likely to take posts on P&B seriously. I might look up some of those internet articles if I can be arsed/they aren't behind a paywall.

James Chapman rose to become the Daily Heil's Political Editor and worked for the government in the Fucking Up Leaving the EU department. To be fair to him, all that probably means is that he's good at writing whatever his boss asks him to, even if it's "this internet thing is old news; move on, people".

[Melanius Mullarkey]

3 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

 I always wanted to be gunged. Am I a deviant?

Move to Fraserburgh and get married.

 

 

[Theroadlesstravelled]

1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Move to Fraserburgh and get married.

 

 

This is racist. 

[Melanius Mullarkey]

8 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said:

This is racist. 

So’s your face.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

11 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said:

This is racist. 

Which bit?

[NotThePars]

I think my dad is doing tax avoidance in my name

[vikingTON]

3 minutes ago, NotThePars said:

I think my dad is doing tax avoidance in my name

I'm sure that there's a reasonable and appropriate response to this sort of Rangers-esque behaviour. 

Spoiler

 

[ICTChris]

7 hours ago, NotThePars said:

I think my dad is doing tax avoidance in my name

Hopefully this post is the start of your journey from teenage Tankie to 43 year old Kia driving middle manager who tells everyone he votes Lib Dem but really voted Tory.

[Theroadlesstravelled]

10 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said:

Which bit?

The BBC

[HeartsOfficialMoaner]

8 hours ago, NotThePars said:

I think my dad is doing tax avoidance in my name

Better being on the safe side. You'll handle prison better than your dad.

[Derry Alli]

9 hours ago, NotThePars said:

I think my dad is doing tax avoidance in my name

NotTheTaxAvoider. 

[NotThePars]

3 hours ago, ICTChris said:

Hopefully this post is the start of your journey from teenage Tankie to 43 year old Kia driving middle manager who tells everyone he votes Lib Dem but really voted Tory.

If I renege on my tankieness it will be in a Peter Hitchens manner or a US neocon. 

Bomb bomb bomb,

bomb bomb Iran!

2 hours ago, HeartsOfficialMoaner said:

Better being on the safe side. You'll handle prison better than your dad.

I was careful to say avoidance, it's legal!

Ah f**k I'm already defending him.

 

[johnnydun]

23 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Move to Fraserburgh and get married.

 

 

Oooft.

You've taken that too far!

Imagine suggesting for someone to move to Fraserburgh.

Edited January 23, 2021 by johnnydun

[die hard doonhamer]

Tax avoidance is just good business.

[coprolite]

29 minutes ago, die hard doonhamer said:

Tax avoidance is just good business.

Depends on your perspective i suppose. I thought this was a magnificent outcome for the business 

[DA Baracus]

I have torn the gusset of my long johns. This is most distressing. They cost £3.95 plus shipping.

[die hard doonhamer]

4 minutes ago, coprolite said:

Depends on your perspective i suppose. I thought this was a magnificent outcome for the business 

That's because they did their business poorly, they meant to avoid, but evaded instead. I also found that magnificent.