Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 Anyway, the weekly staff letter has just come round and theres now a "getting to know you" section where someone has called themselves a "self confessed sperm geek". Spoiler 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 just got new phone. can’t download the pie and bovril app. Are you using Tapatalk? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 On 29/06/2021 at 12:38, 19QOS19 said: How did he jizz if he has no baws? From the first draft of 'Blowin' in the Wind'. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 9 hours ago, Stormzy said: Thanks for making me google "can neutered dogs still ejaculate" but science and my eyes have confirmed that it is indeed possible. Apparantly the same as humans as most of it comes from the glands only a small amount is sperm. H2H. Having almost leapt in on the thread it did then occur to me that I too, having had ‘The Snip’ am also neutered. So it’s perfectly straightforward that the dug should be producing the fluid without the sperms. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 1 minute ago, alta-pete said: Having almost leapt in on the thread it did then occur to me that I too, having had ‘The Snip’ am also neutered. So it’s perfectly straightforward that the dug should be producing the fluid without the sperms. You weren't actually castrated though we're you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 Having been on testosterone suppressing drugs for the last 18 months for prostrate trouble, which my consultant graphically described to me as chemical castration, I can confirm that orgasms still happen but that little fluid if any emerges. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Having been on testosterone suppressing drugs for the last 18 months for prostrate trouble, which my consultant graphically described to me as chemical castration, I can confirm that orgasms still happen but that little fluid if any emerges. Thanks for that! 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Thanks for that! It's good to share! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: It's good to share! Maybe for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Maybe for you. Get back on your gluten free beer and stop being a big girl's blouse.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 11 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You weren't actually castrated though we're you? No, but the basics are the same - the baws are disconnected from the machinery. A more medical mind will likely explain it better but I’m fairly sure the ejaculate comes (fnarr) from other parts of the body. Prostate maybe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 (edited) 1 minute ago, alta-pete said: No, but the basics are the same - the baws are disconnected from the machinery. A more medical mind will likely explain it better but I’m fairly sure the ejaculate comes (fnarr) from other parts of the body. Prostate maybe? Don't mention the prostrate please, I get PTSD from the nurse with sausage fingers. Edited June 30, 2021 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 Nothing wrong with a pokey bum w**k off a fat nurse. (So my friend tells me). 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 Quite like Elgin. Keith (the place) was a bit.. Weird, Not sure how well travelled you are around that area but Elgin is the exception to the total freak show that is inland Moray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 26 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Don't mention the prostrate please, I get PTSD from the nurse with sausage fingers. Aren't you supposed to lie on your side for that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 36 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Don't mention the prostrate please, I get PTSD from the nurse with sausage fingers. Did you actually check her fingers out or are you basing this on what it felt like? I remember Billy Connolly talking about getting a finger up his arse and how it felt like a tree or something. I remember laughing at the sketch and then instantaneously being taken back to his words when a nurse inserted her finger in my anus. I didn't laugh on that occasion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 Just now, Dee Man said: Did you actually check her fingers out or are you basing this on what it felt like? I remember Billy Connolly talking about getting a finger up his arse and how it felt like a tree or something. I remember laughing at the sketch and then instantaneously being taken back to his words when a nurse inserted her finger in my anus. I didn't laugh on that occasion. It was a burly male nurse who reminded me of the taxi driver in Royston Vasey, but with a normal male uniform. Not sure if he even took his rings off. The first guy who did it was a doctor with exquisitely slender fingers, barely felt a thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: It was a burly male nurse who reminded me of the taxi driver in Royston Vasey, but with a normal male uniform. Not sure if he even took his rings off. The first guy who did it was a doctor with exquisitely slender fingers, barely felt a thing. My first experience with a male doctor was a bit weird. When I took my clothes off I asked him where I should put them and he said, "Just over there beside mine". I'll get my coat. It's just beside the doctor's. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 30, 2021 Share Posted June 30, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Don't mention the prostrate please, I get PTSD from the nurse with sausage fingers. 20 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Did you actually check her fingers out or are you basing this on what it felt like? I remember Billy Connolly talking about getting a finger up his arse and how it felt like a tree or something. I remember laughing at the sketch and then instantaneously being taken back to his words when a nurse inserted her finger in my anus. I didn't laugh on that occasion. The one time (thank f**k) I've had an exam, I'm sure the Dr had a baseball bat instead of a finger. Edited June 30, 2021 by Boghead ranter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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