coprolite Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 On 22/10/2022 at 16:05, Bert Raccoon said: RIP After initially re-branding himself by using his own name for showbiz, H has now reintroduced the H and is currently shown on the panto billing as Ian H Watkins. Probably wise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 On 22/10/2022 at 09:48, GordonD said: As you may remember, last month I had a malignant tumour removed from my leg. It appears to be healing nicely - I have to have the dressings changed twice a week and the nurse is always pleased with the progress. On Tuesday I went for a CT scan to see if the tumour had spread. Today I got the results and they gave me the all-clear. No sign of any malignant cells in chest, abdomen or pelvis. That's good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 On 20/10/2022 at 22:25, scottsdad said: I reckon I have about 28 hours of Internet porn between now and then. On 22/10/2022 at 19:17, BFTD said: Not to worry mate, I've taken up the baton. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 14 hours ago, alta-pete said: Is it just me or does anyone else see the resemblance between Xi Jingpin and Peter Lawwell? Right enough, you never see them in the same room together. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 German doctor who killed his married lover by sprinkling cocaine on his penis before having oral sex is ordered to pay £11,500 to cover the cost of medics’ doomed bid to save her life The headline missed out this bit: Quote Surgeon Dr Andreas David Niederbichler, 46, was jailed for nine years in 2019 for aggravated rape and bodily harm leading to death after making his lover, identified as Yvonne M., 38, take an overdose of cocaine that he had placed on his private parts. ... Yvonne was not Niederbichler's only victim. The former head physician at the Halberstadt Clinic in Saxony-Anhalt drugged and sexually assaulted three other women between September 2015 and February 2018. According to the investigation, he also secretly put cocaine in their champagne glasses, their lipstick, and their toothpaste. Basically the guy was a beast, but the headline makes it sounds like a bit of fun gone wrong 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 10 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Yvonne was not Niederbichler's only victim. The former head physician at the Halberstadt Clinic in Saxony-Anhalt 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 ^^^^ It wasn't cocaine he put on his privates to induce an overdose. It was Knobbycock. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 On 23/10/2022 at 12:26, 19QOS19 said: We know how to live it up doon here. I bet nowhere else in the world can beat our Number 10. The Niths got some decent fishing tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 My union have just reported that they’ve achieve the magical 50% return from its members and a 90odd% majority wanting to strike. I’ve never had the opportunity before, having generally worked through a period of [relative] milk and honey. I know I shouldn’t be, but I’m quite excited. That being said, I was excited at the early stages of Covid. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 My union have just reported that they’ve achieve the magical 50% return from its members and a 90odd% majority wanting to strike. I’ve never had the opportunity before, having generally worked through a period of [relative] milk and honey. I know I shouldn’t be, but I’m quite excited. That being said, I was excited at the early stages of Covid.Good stuff. Oaksoft will be along soon to have a go at you [emoji38] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 My union have just reported that they’ve achieve the magical 50% return from its members and a 90odd% majority wanting to strike. I’ve never had the opportunity before, having generally worked through a period of [relative] milk and honey. I know I shouldn’t be, but I’m quite excited. That being said, I was excited at the early stages of Covid.Out of curiosity. Which union? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 1 hour ago, mathematics said: My union have just reported that they’ve achieve the magical 50% return from its members and a 90odd% majority wanting to strike. I’ve never had the opportunity before, having generally worked through a period of [relative] milk and honey. I know I shouldn’t be, but I’m quite excited. That being said, I was excited at the early stages of Covid. Up the workers. Fvck the detractors and stick it to the man!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Jean King Posted October 26, 2022 Share Posted October 26, 2022 BBC News - Even nuns watch porn, Pope says, warning of riskshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-63405119C'mon your holiness, you know the rules.....pics or GTF ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted October 27, 2022 Share Posted October 27, 2022 (edited) 11 hours ago, Billy Jean King said: BBC News - Even nuns watch porn, Pope says, warning of risks https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-63405119 C'mon your holiness, you know the rules.....pics or GTF ! Bedtime at the nunnery - "candles out girls." ""POP!!"" Edited October 27, 2022 by HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted October 27, 2022 Share Posted October 27, 2022 Whether you're naturally bald, shave your head or are the former pretending to be the latter, you all have one thing in common - you're warned not to visit Mozambique. Home to a tropical climate and extensive coastline filled with a number of beaches, the country in East Africa welcomes tourists for honeymoons, luxury holidays and adventures Five men were killed in the country in the central district of Milange, with three killed within the space of one week in what police suggested could have been ritual attacks. Police warned bald men may be targeted as Afonso Dias, a police commander in Mozambique's central Zambezia province, explained at the time that there is a bizarre belief regarding what's concealed beneath the shiny dome of a bald man's head. He explained: "The belief is that the head of a bald man contains gold." According to the BBC's Jose Tembe in the capital, Maputo, police believed the idea of riches being concealed inside the skull stemmed from a ruse created by witchdoctors who were trying to get clients to take a person's head to them. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 @Melanius Mullarkay they’re back!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 3 hours ago, Eednud said: @Melanius Mullarkay they’re back!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 4 hours ago, Eednud said: @Melanius Mullarkay they’re back!!! Magic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 28, 2022 Share Posted October 28, 2022 British Gas callcentre. Absolute fvcking jokesville. On hold for 30mins. and the lassie that eventually took my call couldn't help me because they're switching customers over to an 'online help team' and she works for the 'old' assistance team. So she puts me back on hold but I gave up after 15mins. Won't bore you with details but God help anyone who needs to speak with a human being at BG. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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