Stellaboz Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Sugar_Army said: On a similar theme you know it is gonna be a big year when your first dump is a four-flusher aided by the loo brush. TBH had I been in my own house I would ave probably given up at two and tried gain in the morning. How is that possible? What have you digested? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 7 hours ago, Stellaboz said: How is that possible? What have you digested? Good question. Polish food, most of which I cannot pronounce or stuff that ends in "ski". A lot of which is veg based and healthy, unlike my normal Scottish diet. Not sure if it is a sign of good eating or my body rejecting it en mass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 16 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Just found Goodfellas on iPlayer. That'll see me through until MOTD. You're funny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 19 hours ago, Flatulent Gannet said: William Shatner ? Did he? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 One of the friends my wife is staying with had an accident this morning and did some real damage to her knee. They went to A and E. They bandaged the knee and now she has to wait on a slot at a different hospital to get it stitched up. Been waiting 5 hours now on a slot opening, and when it does it is another 30 minute drive to get to it. The NHS in England is in a real state. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 14 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Been waiting 5 hours now on a slot opening And how is the patient? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 54 minutes ago, johnnydun said: And how is the patient? Now getting stitched. 7 hour wait for stitches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 4 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Now getting stitched. 7 hour wait for stitches. I called 111 the week before xmas, the day after getting released after my heart op, as I had been warned within an inch of my life by the nurses to get in touch about anything unusual, no matter how small. After waiting nearly 2 hours in queue, they were quite thorough (& and ruled out a stroke), and ended up advising me to go to A&E to be checked. This was at 11pm, and the symptom I had been feeling was long gone. I went straight up, and by 2.30am, I had only seen 1 person actually being shouted out of the waiting room by a Dr. I went back to the front desk and told them that as I was feeling ok, I was just going home. She replied "probably the right thing, you would've been here well into tomorrow morning, the way things are today". It's not just NHS England that has its' challenges. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 9 hours now. Whole day wasted, waiting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 (edited) Took 4 blahs o' the vape. Back in bed Jake'd out my tree. Why does my body just refuse to accept this. Like I'm huffing poppers. Edited January 1, 2023 by Mr. Alli 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 4 hours ago, scottsdad said: One of the friends my wife is staying with had an accident this morning and did some real damage to her knee. They went to A and E. They bandaged the knee and now she has to wait on a slot at a different hospital to get it stitched up. Been waiting 5 hours now on a slot opening, and when it does it is another 30 minute drive to get to it. The NHS in England is in a real state. Pished? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Pished? Nope. According to the wife "her gash is 17 centimetres long, 3 centimetres wide and very deep" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 Just now, scottsdad said: Nope. According to the wife "her gash is 17 centimetres long, 3 centimetres wide and very deep" I say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 8 minutes ago, scottsdad said: According to the wife "her gash is 17 centimetres long, 3 centimetres wide and very deep" Isn't there strict rules for this sort of chat? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 31 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Took 4 blahs o' the vape. Back in bed Jake'd out my tree. Why does my body just refuse to accept this. Like I'm huffing poppers. No expert on this Del. Maybe talk to someone who is like a shrink or something? Dm me if you are strugging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 6 minutes ago, Venti said: Dm me if you are strugging. Will do mate, cheers. I was just bored and it was on the table while I was making bagels, ham and spicy mayo (bestae gear, btw). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 1, 2023 Share Posted January 1, 2023 4 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: I called 111 the week before xmas, the day after getting released after my heart op, as I had been warned within an inch of my life by the nurses to get in touch about anything unusual, no matter how small. After waiting nearly 2 hours in queue, they were quite thorough (& and ruled out a stroke), and ended up advising me to go to A&E to be checked. This was at 11pm, and the symptom I had been feeling was long gone. I went straight up, and by 2.30am, I had only seen 1 person actually being shouted out of the waiting room by a Dr. I went back to the front desk and told them that as I was feeling ok, I was just going home. She replied "probably the right thing, you would've been here well into tomorrow morning, the way things are today". It's not just NHS England that has its' challenges. Politics forum for this pish but it's interesting that all 4 nations have NHS problems - the Tories run it in England, Labour in Wales, SNP here and NI is a bit of a clusterfuck so technically the Tories I suppose. Maybe a common theme across all 4 nations is that I don't think Brexit has helped things.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 On 31/12/2022 at 23:58, scottsdad said: Went for a pish earlier. Knew it would be special, so timed it. 1 minute 51 seconds of uninterrupted pishing. Beat that! That could just mean you have a urethra slightly wider than the thickness of a human hair. Widen it out with a toothbrush and report back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 2, 2023 Share Posted January 2, 2023 7 minutes ago, BFTD said: That could just mean you have a urethra slightly wider than the thickness of a human hair. Widen it out with a toothbrush and report back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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