Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 4 hours ago, Derry Alli said: In the barbers and they're all good guys but every sentence has bro, bruv or mate in it. I'm about to start swinging. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: You genius. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 10, 2023 Share Posted March 10, 2023 3 hours ago, Derry Alli said: The boy that cuts my hair is seriously good looking. Scottish boxing champion too. He could batter me if I get too rough =Has a Lionelblaircut but is too afraid to complain about it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 Went to the doctors yesterday to see about my elbow. I got home to tell my wife what was said. "I got diagnosed with Golfer's Elbow" "w****r's elbow, you mean." "I have been given exercises to help." "Wanking exercises" And on like this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 She sounds like a laugh a minute 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 16 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Went to the doctors yesterday to see about my elbow. I got home to tell my wife what was said. "I got diagnosed with Golfer's Elbow" "w****r's elbow, you mean." "I have been given exercises to help." "Wanking exercises" And on like this. Joke thread for this pish. (Needs some work though) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 500mooned Mario Odyssey Darker Side isn't worth it. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 4 hours ago, bennett said: Think I had a blind date with her once…took her to a chippie and clambered out the lav window! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 Reminds me of a time I took some random bird I pulled in a pub to Life in Dunfermline and she said something like "let's do whatever we want herr but we go f**k just us after". Soon as she was out of sight I was on my way back up the road quick as possible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 11, 2023 Share Posted March 11, 2023 1 hour ago, TxRover said: Think I had a blind date with her once…took her to a chippie and clambered out the lav window! Did she? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 Growing up I knew a guy called Stu Crawford and his nickname was, "The craw" which I never understood really as he didn't look like a crow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 Rugby Union has returned to its status as a pish sport. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 19 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: Growing up I knew a guy called Stu Crawford and his nickname was, "The craw" which I never understood really as he didn't look like a crow. Did he make a terrible noise, rake in bins and shite over everything? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 33 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Did he make a terrible noise, rake in bins and shite over everything? Old Firm thread for this pish 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 On 12/03/2023 at 03:17, BillyAnchor said: Growing up I knew a guy called Stu Crawford and his nickname was, "The craw" which I never understood really as he didn't look like a crow. Should have been called 'Corbie'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 Just had this in an email and I’m not sure how to respond. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 14 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Just had this in an email and I’m not sure how to respond. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 You'd think the Falkirk Mafia could get P&B to work on a day when their team's on the telly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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