Swarley Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 23 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: At Tesco earlier and the woman at the next checkout had her trolley loaded with Mr Kipling cakes. "They're for my husband. He's terrible" Shop Assistant "Are they not full of sugar. You need to be careful for diabetes" Woman "He's got diabetes" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ICTJohnboy Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said: At Tesco earlier and the woman at the next checkout had her trolley loaded with Mr Kipling cakes. "They're for my husband. He's terrible" Shop Assistant "Are they not full of sugar. You need to be careful for diabetes" Woman "He's got diabetes" I was in a check out queue at Lidls recently when the woman in front of me's phone rang. She answered it, and in a snooty accent told the caller that she was in a queue at Sainsburys and would call back shortly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Just had a Pie Bob's cheeseburger pie. It was as bad as it sounds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 15 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Just had a Pie Bob's cheeseburger pie. It was as bad as it sounds. Cheesy Boab pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Just now, alta-pete said: Cheesy Boab pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 The elderly/ retired should be banned from entering town centres at the weekend. Maybe like one of those city centre Low Emission Zone type of situations. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: The elderly/ retired should be banned from entering town centres at the weekend. Maybe like one of those city centre Low Emission Zone type of situations. They have all the time in the world yet venture out when it's most inconvenient, I reckon they're all in on it together just laughing at us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Just seen two consecutive yellow cars in the same lane. Mind bogglin'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 29 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Just seen two consecutive yellow cars in the same lane. Mind bogglin'. I suppose seeing two cars on the same day is traffic chaos for Brechin... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 37 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Just seen two consecutive yellow cars in the same lane. Mind bogglin'. Would have been two consecutive punches on the arm on a journey with me and my brother when we were young. The yellow car game. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Headed into town to toast @SlipperyP's birthday (and the Scotland game). Ditched the vehicle and walked in, on the way in was the first red flag. Boys falling all over the shop. My local is smack bang in city centre and that was no better. Red faces, bucket hats and falling about all over the shop. Ordered a pint of pineapple juice said my pleasantries and headed. If I go out it has to be before 2pm or I don't enjoy it. This is how. I realise I'm acting like a crabbit bastirt but moderate your drinks until a certain time FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 5 hours ago, Rugster said: Would have been two consecutive punches on the arm on a journey with me and my brother when we were young. The yellow car game. We played a game in which you picked red or royal/navy blue, whereby two in a row would be a point, and three would be two points. However, you could gamble and go with two yellows, which would give you an all out win at any point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 It would appear the child has the same great taste as his auld da. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 10 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: We played a game in which you picked red or royal/navy blue, whereby two in a row would be a point, and three would be two points. However, you could gamble and go with two yellows, which would give you an all out win at any point. Big team found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Bairn Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 10 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: We played a game in which you picked red or royal/navy blue, whereby two in a row would be a point, and three would be two points. However, you could gamble and go with two yellows, which would give you an all out win at any point. 5 minutes ago, GordonD said: Big team found Falkirk, but we’re not big, we’re massive (just fyi)! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 Now sporting curtains. I've never looked so good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 9 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Now sporting curtains. I've never looked so good. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipa Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 A long way to go, but finally got the patio weeded and the new furniture out, time to enjoy a nice cool beer before it inevitably pours down for the next fortnight! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 19, 2023 Share Posted June 19, 2023 Must be a 'great laugh' being stuck in a deep sea submarine, not knowing if you'll get found in time whilst visiting the, erm... Titanic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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