Jacksgranda Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 19 hours ago, Central Belt Caley said: Microsoft word lets you export a document to PowerPoint, creates a presentation and adds images related to your content with appropriate headers etc. I don't even know what most of that means... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: I don't even know what most of that means... Mr Gates' patented electric quill pen can magically transform your parchment into a magic lantern slide which you can take down to the Free Church Hall and entertain the ladies and gentlemen with a lecture on the evils of Drinking on a Tuesday evening. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 7 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Mr Gates' patented electric quill pen can magically transform your parchment into a magic lantern slide which you can take down to the Free Church Hall and entertain the ladies and gentlemen with a lecture on the evils of Drinking on a Tuesday evening. Is it allright to drink the rest of the week? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 2 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Is it allright to drink the rest of the week? you can have a small communion wine but you mustn't enjoy it. Alcohol might lead to dancing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 49 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Mr Gates' patented electric quill pen can magically transform your parchment into a magic lantern slide which you can take down to the Free Church Hall and entertain the ladies and gentlemen with a lecture on the evils of Drinking on a Tuesday evening. Magnificent, tam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Glasgow, the home of comedy. Spoiler 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Glasgow, the home of comedy. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 2 hours ago, tamthebam said: you can have a small communion wine but you mustn't enjoy it. Alcohol might lead to dancing. Why don’t Presbyterians and Free Church members have sex with the lights on? Because someone might see them and think they’re dancing… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 4 hours ago, tamthebam said: Mr Gates' patented electric quill pen can magically transform your parchment into a magic lantern slide which you can take down to the Free Church Hall and entertain the ladies and gentlemen with a lecture on the evils of Drinking on a Tuesday evening. Thanks for explaining that. He could have saved you the bother by just saying that in the first place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 1 hour ago, GordonD said: FTFY f**k sake Gordon. No need. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClathyDave Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Bloody tornado decide to head right through our street last night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 (edited) 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Glasgow, the home of comedy. Hide contents The Aberdeen version Edited March 15 by Cosmic Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 4 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: The Aberdeen version Better off with Craig Hill in the middle of the park imo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 9 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: The Aberdeen version Couldn't they shell out for a bench for the front row? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 It’s Comic Relief tonight and no-one cares. It used to be absolutely massive - every big workplace did something, every school. Now absolutely f**k all. How much money do they raise? When can it be quietly retired? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 4 minutes ago, ICTChris said: It’s Comic Relief tonight and no-one cares. It used to be absolutely massive - every big workplace did something, every school. Now absolutely f**k all. How much money do they raise? When can it be quietly retired? I’m sure it didn’t used to be annually. It was every two years before and they made a big deal of it. Now it’s like wallpaper and not like the days when everyone wanted a nose and had to have one. Too many of these charity nights now and too many wankers on screen. I’m sure it still raises about 30 million each time though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 9 minutes ago, ICTChris said: It’s Comic Relief tonight and no-one cares. It used to be absolutely massive - every big workplace did something, every school. Now absolutely f**k all. How much money do they raise? When can it be quietly retired? I’ve not seen one car with a red nose on it, which is genuinely pleasing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 20 minutes ago, mathematics said: I’ve not seen one car with a red nose on it, which is genuinely pleasing. Were they not poppies? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Just now, Cosmic Joe said: Were they not poppies? Unfortunately I see them all year round. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 3 hours ago, ICTChris said: It’s Comic Relief tonight and no-one cares. It used to be absolutely massive - every big workplace did something, every school. Now absolutely f**k all. How much money do they raise? When can it be quietly retired? Thankfully that talentless grifting parasite Lenny Henry is 'retiring' from Comic Relief, whatever the fvck that means. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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