Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Certainly not. That would be mean. I was burst. Doesn't really matter in the end. You need to be cruel to be kind sometimes. She might think that you're interested. She'll be telling all her pals that a nice guy gave her his number and they'll be all giggly and excited for her and planning wedding dress fittings and putting deposits down for venues for the big day etc. Break her heart now but save her financial heartbreak in the near future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Arch Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 You need to be cruel to be kind sometimes. She might think that you're interested. She'll be telling all her pals that a nice guy gave her his number and they'll be all giggly and excited for her and planning wedding dress fittings and putting deposits down for venues for the big day etc. Break her heart now but save her financial heartbreak in the near future. Thanks, Andy. You're like a wise old Yoda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Thanks, Andy. You're like a wise old Yoda. Talk rubbish I do. Hmmmm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 (edited) films with giant saltwater crocodiles are scarier to me than films with giant great white sharks I have discovered. Why this is I'm not quite sure, I think its something to do with the -not safe when you get out the water because they can follow you thing, anyway safe to say after watching Rogue, I'm never visiting Oz. and I just watched a film by people with a sense of humour -its about a giant man eating salty who kills tens of people before meeting his own death, and this plays over the end credits. Edited February 13, 2010 by theentomologist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Apparently my pal is trying to 'touch' (as she put it) the girl that I'm seeing the minute I'm not there. CREEP Kick his pie!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Tonight was the closest thing I've been to being in a fight. It was the train back fro Dumfries-Glasgow, and some old slappers got onto the subject of football teams with us, in which she (in typical deep Ayrshire fashion) outed herself as a - how can we put this? - bitter 'true blue' of the highest proportions, which is quite personally offensive given I'm an Irish Catholic. She didn't take kindly to me pointing her scuminess out to her, so she got off at Auchinleck and flung a bottle of Magners at the train. Bint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Booth Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Tonight was the closest thing I've been to being in a fight. It was the train back fro Dumfries-Glasgow, and some old slappers got onto the subject of football teams with us, in which she (in typical deep Ayrshire fashion) outed herself as a - how can we put this? - bitter 'true blue' of the highest proportions, which is quite personally offensive given I'm an Irish Catholic. She didn't take kindly to me pointing her scuminess out to her, so she got off at Auchinleck and flung a bottle of Magners at the train. Bint. She was pondlife and not worth the bother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Tonight was the closest thing I've been to being in a fight. It was the train back fro Dumfries-Glasgow, and some old slappers got onto the subject of football teams with us, in which she (in typical deep Ayrshire fashion) outed herself as a - how can we put this? - bitter 'true blue' of the highest proportions, which is quite personally offensive given I'm an Irish Catholic. She didn't take kindly to me pointing her scuminess out to her, so she got off at Auchinleck and flung a bottle of Magners at the train. Bint. Shouldve pelted her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 There's every chance I should put the computer off. Bad things could happen otherwiswe. Carry On..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Shouldve pelted her. Should have kicked her in the pie in true P&B fashion... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Should have kicked her in the pie in true P&B fashion... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 There's every chance I should put the computer off. Bad things could happen otherwiswe. Carry On..... Have you hacked into the Pentagon and gained access to the Red button? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Should have kicked her in the pie in true P&B fashion... In the Ovaries and the baby aswell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 I'm in bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 In the Ovaries and the baby aswell. I'm a bit worried about you. You seem fascinated with kicking pregnant women in the stomach. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 It's commonly referred to as the dundonian method of birth control. Unfortunately it's not 100% effective 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Im not drinking again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Im not drinking again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pencils Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Scottish Cup Quarter Final today. We've got Celtic BC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Fair point , not for a while anyway then... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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