pencils Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 Scottish Cup Quarter Final today. We've got Celtic BC. We won 1-0. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 I'm a bit worried about you. You seem fascinated with kicking pregnant women in the stomach. Remember the uproar on here when he said that the first time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 right. probably the wrong company to pose this in, but I am attending a soiree on saturday. its the kind of soiree/dinner party/housewarming where you might appear with a bottle of decent wine. the hostess' prefers white, sadly I have no clue about wine and when I am forced to opt for wine I go for a chilean red -a paper I read once indicated it was high in flavvanoids which reduce heart disease etc. Does the collective 'nose' of p&b have a suggestion as to a decent (<or = £15) white I might get? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 14, 2010 Share Posted February 14, 2010 (edited) right. probably the wrong company to pose this in, but I am attending a soiree on saturday. its the kind of soiree/dinner party/housewarming where you might appear with a bottle of decent wine. the hostess' prefers white, sadly I have no clue about wine and when I am forced to opt for wine I go for a chilean red -a paper I read once indicated it was high in flavvanoids which reduce heart disease etc. Does the collective 'nose' of p&b have a suggestion as to a decent (<or = £15) white I might get? I would heartily recommend this It's a fantastic wine, crisp and light, with a very slight subtle vanilla aftetaste. An absolute belter. Thing is, you can only get it by special order, so you'd have to find somewhere that sells it before Saturday. This place stocks it (£13), but you might struggle for a delivery by Saturday, and it's in Edinburgh. So....that's probably f**k all help then, but.... if you can find somewhere that has it - result. Edited February 14, 2010 by Monster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 On Saturday at about ten o'clock in the morning a pissed up jakey wandered over to me and put his hand out in a begging manner and said "give me 20 pound". Eh, no... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted February 16, 2010 Author Share Posted February 16, 2010 If Dick Dastardly wanted to win the Wacky Races, he should have just carried on driving instead of going ahead every time and planting a trap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 If Dick Dastardly wanted to win the Wacky Races, he should have just carried on driving instead of going ahead every time and planting a trap. It's funny you should say this, I was saying the exact same sometime last week to Lyn-Marie. There was nothing else on TV, honest... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 On Saturday at about ten o'clock in the morning a pissed up jakey wandered over to me and put his hand out in a begging manner and said "give me 20 pound". Eh, no... Yeah, err sorry about that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Yeah, err sorry about that. You should go to the dentist mate. Your tooth was rotting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 You should go to the dentist mate. Your tooth was rotting. your lucky you didn't let me close enough to get a whiff at my breath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplyTON Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 We have snowfall warning in effect for this evening If said warning comes to fruition that results in a snow day this could be moved to RTBC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted February 16, 2010 Author Share Posted February 16, 2010 I saw a username on youtube which made me laugh: CH3CH2OCH2CH3net Is it acceptable to find this funny? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 I saw a username on youtube which made me laugh: CH3CH2OCH2CH3net Is it acceptable to find this funny? I understand the components of the potential joke/pun but I just don't see where the joke/pun is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawfield Stallion Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 (edited) I understand the components of the potential joke/pun but I just don't see where the joke/pun is. I might be wrong, but thinking back to Higher Chemistry I think it's some sort of ether, hence the 'pun,' ethernet Thigh-slappingly hilarious. Exuberant, permission to chuckle is denied Edited February 16, 2010 by Shawfield Stallion 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 (edited) I might be wrong, but thinking back to Higher Chemistry I think it's some sort of ether, hence the 'pun,' ethernet Thigh-slapplingly hilarious (di)ethyl ether net. If ethernet is an attempt at a pun, they should be shot. No wonder I never got it. EDIT - I've just googled 'ethernet' and it's actually a real thing. I never knew that, hence my not getting of the pun. Still rubbish though. Chuckling permission denied Edited February 16, 2010 by Fudge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 I saw a username on youtube which made me laugh: CH3CH2OCH2CH3net Is it acceptable to find this funny? You'd love this chatup line I saw the other day then. If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Whenever I see Plymouth playing an away fixture on the Football League Show I always think that that wee man and his crew from the Aviva advert are there. And that he shouts "GREEN ARRRMMMY!" I just thought I'd share that with you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 Whenever I see Plymouth playing an away fixture on the Football League Show I always think that that wee man and his crew from the Aviva advert are there. And that he shouts "GREEN ARRRMMMY!" I just thought I'd share that with you. You're not the only one. When I see they are playing somewhere far from Plymouth on a Saturday I always think "That Aviva guy would have had to have left home early today." Yes, I do realise that he probably isn't a Plymouth fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 The Aviva man is Paul Whitehouse of Harry Enfield fame, and he supports Spurs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 You're not the only one. When I see they are playing somewhere far from Plymouth on a Saturday I always think "That Aviva guy would have had to have left home early today." Yes, I do realise that he probably isn't a Plymouth fan. Same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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