Guest The Phoenix Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 All nursery, primary and high schools in the Stirling Council area shall close @12.30 tomorrow as a precaution to the forecasted bad weather. Pity you're in the Falkirk catchment area. Still at least you'll get your afternoon playtime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 V V V ... And justice for all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 I used to pump a lass who had been boabbied by former Raith midfield dynamo, Willie Nanou. Wonder if any other P&B'ers have been with women who have been humped and dumped by footballers? I was at school with a girl who's sister was supposedly pumped by Russell Latapy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 bullywee I signed your petition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 I was at school with a girl who's sister was supposedly pumped by Russell Latapy. Knox? Interested. If I have to read about Gaz and his 6am run again I'm going to be mildly annoyed. Why do I always get directed to page 3 of this thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Knox? Interested. If I have to read about Gaz and his 6am run again I'm going to be mildly annoyed. Why do I always get directed to page 3 of this thread? Afraid not. I was carted off to Edinburgh for school after p6. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 bullywee I signed your petition. As did I! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Cans of Lucozade are better than bottles of Lucozade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Cans of Lucozade are better than bottles of Lucozade. Definately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 I've been inside Akpo Sodjes missus but what she told me about the big man made me feel horribly inadequate So your username is ironic then?... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-16094360 Image 13 - a spectacular illustration of why wind turbines are rubbish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Court Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Wonder how many billions it will cost to repair and I hear the people of North Ayrshire have been evacuated due to the explosion? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-16094360 Image 13 - a spectacular illustration of why wind turbines are rubbish. By that logic busses, trees, roofs and wheelybins amongst others things are rubbish as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 http://www.bbc.co.uk. ..otland-16094360 Image 13 - a spectacular illustration of why wind turbines are rubbish. I dont think they work above force 4 anyways so........................meh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 By that logic busses, trees, roofs and wheelybins amongst others things are rubbish as well. I wasn't being entirely serious. However, were these buses, trees, roofs and bins supposed to be providing energy for us, then yes, yes they are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 I wasn't being entirely serious. I like that you thought that I was being entirely serious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 I like that you thought that I was being entirely serious. You may consider my wooshed! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0FiIJXfoK8 Dunno if this has already been posted. "You're the worst Vader!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 (edited) Booked my first flight the other day and was reading through the T&C and came across this: The following items are strictly forbidden for carriage: a) firearms, ammunition and explosives including weapons of hunting or sports purposes b) any items or substance that looks like a firearm, ammunition or explosive c) flammable substance (except: alcoholic beverages, hair spray, perfume, cologne) d) radioactive materials e) condensed gas (except: CO2 used for moving artificial limb; container of inflammable gas used for self-inflating lifejacket); f) poisonous or infectious substance g) corrosives (except: mercury in thermometers, barometer, wheelchair battery) h) briefcases and security type attaché cases with built-in alarm devices, lithium batteries or pyrotechnical material i) items and materials that endanger safety, property, life, health and bodily integrity of those on board j) any material that is forbidden under the rules and regulations of the countries affected by the carriage k) any item that is not suitable for carriage because of its weight, size or any other characteristics l) remains of human body m) any items specified in the International Civil Aviation Organization (ICAO) Technical Instructions for the Safe Transport of Dangerous Goods by Air and the International Air Transport Association (IATA) Dangerous Goods Regulations Edited December 8, 2011 by Milevskiy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Booked my first flight the other day and was reading through the T&C and came across this: No dead people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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