yoda Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 It's my birthday and I'm spending it in the library finishing an essay, then packing a bag to go home for Christmas. Funsies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 It's my birthday and I'm spending it in the library finishing an essay, then packing a bag to go home for Christmas. Funsies. Happy Birthday! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 New lassie who sits next to me at work plays in the women's spl !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 (edited) Just had yet another reminder of how bad I am at making small talk. I was the first one home tonight, and we had a card through the door to say that a parcel had been left with our neighbour Mr *****. These neighbours only moved in 3 weeks ago, and I had yet to meet any of them, apart from saying hello to the guy when I walked past their house and he was getting out of his car. Nonetheless, I went to collect the parcel and introduce myself, expecting that I would meet Mr ****. Instead, a girl of about 15 answered the door wearing her school uniform, and when she saw me she instantly picked up the parcel from next to the door and passed it over. I decided I should still introduce myself and ask her name. The conversation went downhill from there - as follows: Me: "So, how many of you are there?" Girl: "Erm, my mum, dad, wee brother and sister." *short silence* Me (noticing that school tie isn't the same as the local school): "So what school do you go to?" Girl: "[name of school in nearby town]" Me: "Oh, OK" *long silence* Me: "Erm, so have a good Christmas" Giril: "OK bye". I reckon the best case scenario is that she thinks I'm roughly her age and was chatting her up. The slight worse one is that I'm her slightly strange neighbour who has trouble speaking to people. (This is probably the truth!) The worst case scenario is that she thinks I'm some sort of sleazy paedo. For those of you who have met me, or who saw me on TV, do I look like I could be school age, allowing scenario 1 to be true? Alternatively, do I look like a paedophile? Edited December 15, 2011 by craigkillie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Just had yet another reminder of how bad I am at making small talk. I was the first one home tonight, and we had a card through the door to say that a parcel had been left with our neighbour Mr *****. These neighbours only moved in 3 weeks ago, and I had yet to meet any of them, apart from saying hello to the guy when I walked past their house and he was getting out of his car. Nonetheless, I went to collect the parcel and introduce myself, expecting that I would meet Mr ****. Instead, a girl of about 15 answered the door wearing her school uniform, and when she saw me she instantly picked up the parcel from next to the door and passed it over. I decided I should still introduce myself and ask her name. The conversation went downhill from there - as follows: Me: "So, how many of you are there?" Girl: "Erm, my mum, dad, wee brother and sister." *short silence* Me (noticing that school tie isn't the same as the local school): "So what school do you go to?" Girl: "[name of school in nearby town]" Me: "Oh, OK" *long silence* Me: "Erm, so have a good Christmas" Giril: "OK bye". I reckon the best case scenario is that she thinks I'm roughly her age and was chatting her up. The slight worse one is that I'm her slightly strange neighbour who has trouble speaking to people. (This is probably the truth!) The worst case scenario is that she thinks I'm some sort of sleazy paedo. For those of you who have met me, or who saw me on TV, do I look like I could be school age, allowing scenario 1 to be true? Alternatively, do I look like a paedophile? I haven't ever met you to my knowledge, but your posting style screams "paedo" to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 (edited) I haven't ever met you to my knowledge, but your posting style screams "paedo" to me. Cheers. It's all those photos of 10 year-olds that I post, isn't it. My main concern was the fact that my second question was about her school. Edited December 15, 2011 by craigkillie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 The only P&B poster I've seen on TV was Andy C and he looked fairly normal. Were you on that as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 The only P&B poster I've seen on TV was Andy C and he looked fairly normal. Were you on that as well? Yes. In September. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Yes. In September. Might try and find you on that. Don't know about you, but I scream 'paedo'! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 A lack of Butter makes people say strange things. Maybe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GavSJFC Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Mates bands debut song, great tune check it out cheers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Mates bands debut song, great tune check it out cheers. Shite, tell him to stick to farming 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GavSJFC Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Shite, tell him to stick to farming haha ok then you stick to your fishing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Cheers. It's all those photos of 10 year-olds that I post, isn't it. My main concern was the fact that my second question was about her school. To determine whether you're a paedo or not; Did you ask what class she'll be in at 2 O'Clock tomorrow? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the 69 Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Painted the flat today. Royal blue living room for my Celtic mad flatmate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 To determine whether you're a paedo or not; Did you ask what class she'll be in at 2 O'Clock tomorrow? And did you look at her tits? That would be a tell tale sign. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrunitedfw Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Just had yet another reminder of how bad I am at making small talk. I was the first one home tonight, and we had a card through the door to say that a parcel had been left with our neighbour Mr *****. These neighbours only moved in 3 weeks ago, and I had yet to meet any of them, apart from saying hello to the guy when I walked past their house and he was getting out of his car. Nonetheless, I went to collect the parcel and introduce myself, expecting that I would meet Mr ****. Instead, a girl of about 15 answered the door wearing her school uniform, and when she saw me she instantly picked up the parcel from next to the door and passed it over. I decided I should still introduce myself and ask her name. The conversation went downhill from there - as follows: Me: "So, how many of you are there?" Girl: "Erm, my mum, dad, wee brother and sister." *short silence* Me (noticing that school tie isn't the same as the local school): "So what school do you go to?" Girl: "[name of school in nearby town]" Me: "Oh, OK" *long silence* Me: "Erm, so have a good Christmas" Giril: "OK bye". I reckon the best case scenario is that she thinks I'm roughly her age and was chatting her up. The slight worse one is that I'm her slightly strange neighbour who has trouble speaking to people. (This is probably the truth!) The worst case scenario is that she thinks I'm some sort of sleazy paedo. For those of you who have met me, or who saw me on TV, do I look like I could be school age, allowing scenario 1 to be true? Alternatively, do I look like a paedophile? Team : Kilmarnock Think you have answered your own question there mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Team : Kilmarnock Think you have answered your own question there mate. The entire Kilmarnock support looks of school age? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 The entire Kilmarnock support looks of school age? The entire Kilmarnock support lives in the house next door to Craigkillie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Craig, 2 points. You say 'about 15' so she may well have been 16/17 and secondly, if this was the case, would you? All my neighbours are shit. Not one even remotely worth a poke. There is a milf of all milfs down the street though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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