Turbo_dee Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 And did you look at her tits? That would be a tell tale sign. Be careful how you answer this one. You're either a poof or a 'paedo' either way! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Mates bands debut song, great tune check it out cheers. Thought it was alright but got a bit bored around the two minute mark if I'm being completely honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 ... and the sign said "Long haired freaky people: Need not apply". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 , do I look like a paedophile? Yes, but then again, she probably had a lad in her room already, so she won't say anything unless you do 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Craig, 2 points. You say 'about 15' so she may well have been 16/17 and secondly, if this was the case, would you? All my neighbours are shit. Not one even remotely worth a poke. There is a milf of all milfs down the street though. In theory, she was definitely in the "would" category if she was 16/17. Don't know if I would actually be willing to go through with something with someone that age though. My fiancee was 15 when I started going out with her, but I was only 17 at the time, so that's different. Upon mentioning the parcel collection part of the story to my mum, she told me that one of the daughters was 15, so I'm guessing my original estimate was correct. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 You should definitely nail her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 You should definitely nail her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Ahhh...you already have. Say no more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperCaleyGoBallistic Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 (edited) Essay for 5pm tomorrow, starting it now. It's the way to go. EDIT: I say tomorrow, technically it's for today. Mental. Edited December 16, 2011 by SuperCaleyGoBallistic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banterman86 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I honestly did not realise people really believed this kind of shit. what's the story there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 A Jobby has left a comment on my profile. I don't know whether to laugh, cry or run for the hills. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 I'd like to share this passage from the first James Bond novel, Casino Royale: "The night-club was small and dark, lit only by candles in gilded candelabra whose warm light was repeated in wall mirrors set in more gold picture frames. The walls were covered in dark red satin and the chairs and banquettes in matching red plush. In the far corner, a trio, consisting of a piano, an electric guitar and drums, was playing "La Vie en Rose" with muted sweetness. Seduction dripped on the quietly throbbing air. It seemed to Bond that every couple must be touching with passion under the tables. They were given a corner table near the door. Bond ordered a bottle of Veuve Clicquot and..." I'd like to stop there, and I'd like you to take a guess at what might possibly be next. What could Bond be ordering with his Veuve Clicquot? A martini for himself? Perhaps he requires an ashtray? A serving of caviar perhaps, given he is in the nightclub of the most illustrious casino in France? Nope, he opted for this: scrambled eggs and bacon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 (edited) I'd like to share this passage from William McGonagall's 'The Nithsdale Widow and Her Son': "To this pitiful detail of her circumstances the villain made no reply, But drew a pistol from his holster, and cried, "Your cow must die!" Then riding up to the poor cow, discharged it through her head, When the innocent animal instantly fell down dead." The Tay Bridge Disaster takes too much attention away from dozens of other classics imo. Edited December 18, 2011 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint dave Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 I'd like to share this passage from the first James Bond novel, Casino Royale: "The night-club was small and dark, lit only by candles in gilded candelabra whose warm light was repeated in wall mirrors set in more gold picture frames. The walls were covered in dark red satin and the chairs and banquettes in matching red plush. In the far corner, a trio, consisting of a piano, an electric guitar and drums, was playing "La Vie en Rose" with muted sweetness. Seduction dripped on the quietly throbbing air. It seemed to Bond that every couple must be touching with passion under the tables. They were given a corner table near the door. Bond ordered a bottle of Veuve Clicquot and..." I'd like to stop there, and I'd like you to take a guess at what might possibly be next. What could Bond be ordering with his Veuve Clicquot? A martini for himself? Perhaps he requires an ashtray? A serving of caviar perhaps, given he is in the nightclub of the most illustrious casino in France? Nope, he opted for this: scrambled eggs and bacon. Ian Flemings description of food and drink is fantastic....and also describing beautiful women with a flaw , like a limp or a broken nose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/12/18/us-russia-platform-capsize-idUSTRE7BH04020111218 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigkillie Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Think it might be a scam, tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Think it might be a scam, tbh. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! I wonder if Mrs P will take me back? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Two essays due for 5pm on Wednesday and I'm on course to have them in a 5pm Tuesday! Why am I on time for once? Because if I left it to the last minute I would not be able to see The View at Fat Sams on Wednesday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Think it might be a scam, tbh. This was my initial reaction but I couldn't say for sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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