uni Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCixbqgxm7E Classic Simpsons! Edited March 25, 2012 by uni 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 The wife cannot seem to grasp the fact that a wardrobe is not called a "wardrope". I have been taking the piss out of my wife for years for saying the exact same 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Tomorrow will probably be Tit Monday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drooper Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Tomorrow will probably be Tit Monday. Booby Tuesday, surely. The Rolling Stones even wrote a song about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supras Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Today marks the beginning of the my last year as a teenager. Only way is down from here boys. Ach well, getting rat arsed tonight. Yeah, well, now is my last hour of being a teenager. I fucking hate being old 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRD Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Yeah, well, now is my last hour of being a teenager. I fucking hate being old Happy Birthday and that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 Celebrating my 17th birthday by redrafting 2 English essays. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nah8woMNDho better one; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5mLXT566pY Edited March 26, 2012 by Milevskiy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I wouldn't class "fannying" as a swear word, to be honest. "Fannying around" is a normal turn of phrase. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I wouldn't class "fannying" as a swear word, to be honest. "Fannying around" is a normal turn of phrase. Is that cos its an Americanism? Fanny means arse to them, so arseing around to us ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 As my wife and I were walking along Peebles high street on Sunday a car drove by and the passenger shouted hail hail at me. Which got me thinking firstly how dull is life in Peebles and secondly how dull is being an OF supporter if thats your nights entertainment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 As my wife and I were walking along Peebles high street on Sunday a car drove by and the passenger shouted hail hail at me. Which got me thinking firstly how dull is life in Peebles and secondly how dull is being an OF supporter if thats your nights entertainment. Or it could be you were dressed as Hitler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Looked out my flat window earlier on and saw two girls sitting in the communal garden we have and then looked out a hour later and now they have pitched a tent! I thought they were new neighbours at first but I can imagine the old dears who live in the block getting their knickers in a twist. I may have to be a good Samaritan and offer them a billet for the night if they get kicked out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOGI IS GOD Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vapVBPKfkQs&feature=youtu.be 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I really want to get a puppy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 I really want to get a puppy. Tit Monday for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOGI IS GOD Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 http://m.youtube.com...h?v=68Ep9WIc3TY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I went into a newly built Tesco just across from Hampden after Clyde played Queen's Park last week and a Tesco employee must have seen my scarf and came up to me and asked what the score was. He then lifted his sleeve and showed me a Berwick tattoo on his upper arm - it was Kilt! He then joked to his colleague that he should watch that I wasn't shoplifting. Pretty poor patter IMO. He also told me not to believe everything I read on P&B! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Due to licensing issue with new owner the lismore bar on Dumbarton Road is giving away free drink. Thing is I can't really be bothered going out..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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