AberDon Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Boot. Baws. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo Ponce Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Boot. Baws. The correct answer. I still wont do it though. I've decided that i'll leave it , if he is to contact me and paying back the money isn't the first thing he says then f**k him he's blown it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 I was filling out a job application online and had to answer those utterly pointless questions they ask you. One of the questions was "You are going to a football match after work and your friends are dying their hair red. You are unsure if you should dye your hair as you don't know the company's policy on this. Do you: A) Speak to your manager even if it means you can't dye your hair B) Dye your hair without finding out the company policy C) Tell your friends it's against company policy Alas there was no option for "Tell your friends to go to the match without you for having such a stupid idea" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I was filling out a job application online and had to answer those utterly pointless questions they ask you. One of the questions was "You are going to a football match after work and your friends are dying their hair red. You are unsure if you should dye your hair as you don't know the company's policy on this. Do you: A) Speak to your manager even if it means you can't dye your hair B) Dye your hair without finding out the company policy C) Tell your friends it's against company policy Alas there was no option for "Tell your friends to go to the match without you for having such a stupid idea" D) Get new friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I was, ooop north yesterday (Evanton) to be exact. Just after we crossed the Cromarty Firth, we wondered why everyone was stopping at the side of the road to look at the water. Thinking they were daft, we done our delivery and started to head back. Still loads of people looking at the water and finally I realised what they were looking at. A large colony (is that the correct term?) of seals basking in the sun about 10 metres out. Seals are cool 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I was, ooop north yesterday (Evanton) to be exact. Just after we crossed the Cromarty Firth, we wondered why everyone was stopping at the side of the road to look at the water. Thinking they were daft, we done our delivery and started to head back. Still loads of people looking at the water and finally I realised what they were looking at. A large colony (is that the correct term?) of seals basking in the sun about 10 metres out. Seals are cool I think the collective term is "club" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I think the collective term is "club" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hedgecutter Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Seals are indeed pretty cool, especially when swimming with them (dolphins are over-rated). They can often come up to you out of curiosity if you're swimming along the coast, especially if flippers are involved which they can pull at. I usually find that you just see the head popping up repeatedly, getting closer each time they do it which I find quite funny anyway. If you go up to them however, totally different story!! No way I'd chance it with an Atlantic Seal though, they're big scary motherf***ers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Your GPS is knackered Sammy. "Oop North" is the North of England. Someone there must be wondering where the hell their delivery is. I also like this... Eh oop... A term used by stupid nothern yokels in Britian. e.g. "Eh oop i just shagged a cow" "Eh oop, chuck" "Eh oop ya fuckin b*****d" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Seals are indeed pretty cool, especially when swimming with them (dolphins are over-rated). They can often come up to you out of curiosity if you're swimming along the coast, especially if flippers are involved which they can pull at. I usually find that you just see the head popping up repeatedly, getting closer each time they do it which I find quite funny anyway. If you go up to them however, totally different story!! No way I'd chance it with an Atlantic Seal though, they're big scary motherf***ers. A guy I knew worked cleaning the hulls of ships in Aberdeen harbour and had some horrifying stories about seals sneaking up and biting him while working under water. You can hardly see anything as the water is so grimy and just feel a nasty nip apparently, although the worst one was when he was in hospital for two days as one had bitten the tube that runs to his oxygen tank. He breathed in and got a lungful of manky, shitey harbour water and had to spend two days in hospital getting all manner of antibiotics and stuff pumped into him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 As a responsible pet owner you like to reward your pet with treats now and then. So far so good. I went to the kitchen and tried to open a new box of gravy bones to give my dog a treat. After 2 minutes, the dog gives me an awful look, as if to say, 'your the c**t with opposable thumbs, yet here am I still waiting for said treat' There is no humiliation more cutting, than that from a mammal that can lick it's own arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 The Euromillions has been won by someone in Britain. I have not checked my ticket yet so it is great to really dream for now until I do check my ticket.Even if it is not me, I am genuinely happy for the winner. Good luck to them. I will be next is my philosophy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Seals are indeed pretty cool, especially when swimming with them (dolphins are over-rated). They can often come up to you out of curiosity if you're swimming along the coast, especially if flippers are involved which they can pull at. I usually find that you just see the head popping up repeatedly, getting closer each time they do it which I find quite funny anyway. If you go up to them however, totally different story!! No way I'd chance it with an Atlantic Seal though, they're big scary motherf***ers. Dolphins and porps aplenty around the coast just now, waaaaaaaaaaaaay cooler than seals. A pod was hunting about 70 yards away from where I was working yesterday for most of the day. Class. Though I did see a youngish seal in action up close on Thursday, as he lay on his back chewing the liver out a @15lb salmon through a net as I was 3 feet away. Didn't bother his arse that I was there until I poked him with a stick If he is still around in a month or two, the boss will no doubt get the boomstick out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 1344665112[/url]' post='6514256']The Euromillions has been won by someone in Britain. I have not checked my ticket yet so it is great to really dream for now until I do check my ticket.Even if it is not me, I am genuinely happy for the winner. Good luck to them. I will be next is my philosophy. Just checked my numbers and I have only gone and won...... This will be the hardest decision of my life. Should I go public or will I just spend my £2.90 recklessly and on the quiet?Wine, women, song and just waste the rest methinks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Happy opening day of the season to the SFL fans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 ESPN are showing an FA Cup Preliminary round game at 12.30 today Random 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Foreign number plates look far more interesting than ours. Cant think why this should warrant a post but it has been bugging me for a day or two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 I'm going to the Motown museum in a couple of weeks and I'm going to bug all the staff with similar puns until I get thrown out. I have chickened out of doing this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The big chair Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 I'm really impressed with the M&S's staff training programme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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