Andy Dufresne Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Never let me loose with a hammer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Watching golf -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Me and the mrs finished a few days ago. This is the first time I've been completely unmashed since, with time to sit and think about stuff. Feels fucking shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Me and the mrs finished a few days ago. This is the first time I've been completely unmashed since, with time to sit and think about stuff. Feels fucking shite. <3 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Me and the mrs finished a few days ago. This is the first time I've been completely unmashed since, with time to sit and think about stuff. Feels fucking shite. Everyone thinks it'll be non stop shagging for a bloke when they're free and single, but it doesn't always work out like that immediately. It's always total bollocks when you're fresh out of a relationship, but it won't be like that forever. You'll be alright, I promise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Me and the mrs finished a few days ago. This is the first time I've been completely unmashed since, with time to sit and think about stuff. Feels fucking shite. Only kidding. Chin up.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Everyone thinks it'll be non stop shagging for a bloke when they're free and single, but it doesn't always work out like that immediately. It's always total bollocks when you're fresh out of a relationship, but it won't be like that forever. You'll be alright, I promise. It works out like that in the end though, and it's fucking magic when it does. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 It works out like that in the end though, and it's fucking magic when it does. Yeah, but he might be a munter. It could take ages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Yeah, but he might be a munter. It could take ages. That never stopped Dave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 My obsession with Amy MacDonald has resulted in me watching The Wright Stuff on Channel 5 because she is on. What a horrible programme, do people actually like this shite? Do they take it seriously? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 That never stopped Dave. Zing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 My obsession with Amy MacDonald has resulted in me watching The Wright Stuff on Channel 5 because she is on. What a horrible programme, do people actually like this shite? Do they take it seriously? Well, she's sold quite a few records, so I guess they do, but there's no denying she's shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Yeah, but he might be a munter. It could take ages. That never stopped Dave. Rohypnol's fucking ace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Me and the mrs finished a few days ago. This is the first time I've been completely unmashed since, with time to sit and think about stuff. Feels fucking shite. Jammy fecker,your 18/19 years old,go have a shagathon,remember if you wake up and the burd next to you is a heefer,shag her again in the morning because your getting slagged fae your mates anyway so might as well go the whole hog 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Well, she's sold quite a few records, so I guess they do, but there's no denying she's shite. Touche. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goran Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 I'm incredibly unfit. Need to start becoming more active but it's demoralising when you are destroyed after about 25 mins of fives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Carr Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 WTF? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Virgin Trains lose the West Coast Main Line franchise. My link Branson and Gloag won't be happy.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Me and the mrs finished a few days ago. This is the first time I've been completely unmashed since, with time to sit and think about stuff. Feels fucking shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 I just farted after exercising and it smells awfully, like nuclear waste. Not only that but the smell of the fart has fused with the smell of sweat, running into the shower asap! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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