ScottR96 Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Sat in the Public Gallery at a murder trial today. It was most enjoyable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Was in ASDA on Saturday and a chap at the checkout I was at purchased around 15 loaves of bread, 10 melons and a jar of saffron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 My partner's snoring is terrible, driving me nuts, any suggestions? stick your knob in her mouth. She'll either wake up or you'll get the best blowjob of your life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Was in ASDA on Saturday and a chap at the checkout I was at purchased around 15 loaves of bread, 10 melons and a jar of saffron. Actually, yesterday I purchased 40 bottles of wine and a Hovis loaf. the loaf was for someone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 This Savile case is hilarious. I've not paid it much attention but heard there that the BBC dropped their investigation and pursued a Savile tribute programme instead. I imagine that there's a huge office at the BBC headquarters that has two pigeon-holes; one labelled 'GREAT GUY', the other labelled 'PAEDO' and it's from the names found in each tray that the BBC programming schedule is devised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Sent my laptop back for repair and they sent it back. It didn't arrive yesterday when it was supposed to so I tracked it online. Seems that at 17:30 yesterday it was delivered and signed for by MCPHERSON. I have no idea who MCPHERSON is. Luckily rather than think themselves lucky that they had a brand new laptop just in time for Xmas, further up the tracking scale it said it had arrived back at the depot at 01:09 so thankfully they must have phoned the delivery company and told them of their f**k up. Finally got it back today, but it's scary how easily delivery drivers can just hand over £750 laptops to people it doesn't belong to, and who could easily keep/sell it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supras Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 I miss Captain Sensible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 I have just been informed that Santa at my daughters nursery school will be played by Rab Douglas this year. He better not fucking drop her. Big Rab finally getting the sack? Ho ho ho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 I have just been informed that Santa at my daughters nursery school will be played by Rab Douglas this year. He won't need to stuff the belly anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 I miss Captain Sensible. Has he restricted himself to only posting in the Rangers Admin Thread? I'd completely forgotten about him until I accidentally went into that thread a few days ago and saw his name 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Sent my laptop back for repair and they sent it back. It didn't arrive yesterday when it was supposed to so I tracked it online. Seems that at 17:30 yesterday it was delivered and signed for by MCPHERSON. I have no idea who MCPHERSON is. Luckily rather than think themselves lucky that they had a brand new laptop just in time for Xmas, further up the tracking scale it said it had arrived back at the depot at 01:09 so thankfully they must have phoned the delivery company and told them of their f**k up. Finally got it back today, but it's scary how easily delivery drivers can just hand over £750 laptops to people it doesn't belong to, and who could easily keep/sell it. Similar thing happened to me. A package was tracked as delivered but signed for by someone unknown to me who didn't bother passing it on to me since Friday. It seems it was a neighbour but I don't know all their names apart from the nearest ones and it wasn't one of them. The driver went back to the neighbour's door today, got it back and delivered it to me. It wasn't valuable but the driver wasn't to know that when he handed it to someone at least four doors along the street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 He won't need to stuff the belly anyway. This "Rab Douglas is fat" thing is wildly off the mark. The man's built like a brick shithouse. Seriously, it's equivalent to calling Ally McCoist a skinny c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 He won't need to stuff the belly anyway. Far be it for me to say Rab is built like a tank without an ounce of fat on him, but Rab is built like a tank without an ounce of fat on him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 This "Rab Douglas is fat" thing is wildly off the mark. The man's built like a brick shithouse. Seriously, it's equivalent to calling Ally McCoist a skinny c**t. Has a crush on fat Rab IMO. He won't get in a Cesna Baz. Far be it for me to say Rab is built like a tank without an ounce of fat on him, but Rab is built like a tank without an ounce of fat on him. Has a crush on fat Rab and dundeebarry IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Today I drove from Inverness to Portree in Skye then to Perth via Dalwhinnie. Scotland is fucking awesome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Today I drove from Inverness to Portree in Skye then to Perth via Dalwhinnie. Scotland is fucking awesome. nice one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckles Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 This "Rab Douglas is fat" thing is wildly off the mark. The man's built like a brick shithouse. Seriously, it's equivalent to calling Ally McCoist a skinny c**t. I remember Rab playing amateur with Symington Tinto...... even back then he was a solid big unit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Haven't seen day light today nor have I had a shower since last night before I got ridiculously steaming. My finger also hurts and I have no idea why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Haven't seen day light today nor have I had a shower since last night before I got ridiculously steaming. My finger also hurts and I have no idea why. ^^^Tickling his balloonknot imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Today I drove from Inverness to Portree in Skye then to Perth via Dalwhinnie. Scotland is fucking awesome. In one October break at University I was driven from Stirling to Skye. I then was driven from Skye to Inverness. I then caught a train to Aberdeen. From Aberdeen I took the ferry to Lerwick and back. I took a coach from Aberdeen to Dundee and finally caught a train back to Stirling. A grand tour if there ever was one. I did experience great embarrassment and bitter disappointment in Shetland so let's not dwell on this too much... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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