Hedgecutter Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Just spent half an hour panicking that I'd lost my bank card as it wasn't in my wallet when I went to get it. Turns out it had been there, just perfectly stuck to the sticky back of a fecking Cineworld voucher. Horrible, horrible feeling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 It was quite a short, but sweet, meeting. You mentioned that I was 'gorgeous'. Chuffed. I said I'd meet you inside the Union, but apparently you hadn't brought your ID. Rookie error. Yeah, I didn't get in. My ID is usually fine in there as well, but it's not a driving license so it seems to attract extra scrutiny. I'm pretty sure I ended up walking home, after a brief stop at Clark's so it wasn't all bad. Until next time! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 I'm listening to Kesha Tik Tok. I don't even care, it's a great song. ooo ooo eee ooo wow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 I'm listening to Kesha Tik Tok. I don't even care, it's a great song. ooo ooo eee ooo wow I heard that song this morning on the way to work. Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 So I ate about 3 bowls of shredded wheat yesterday after trying to eat healthily. My grandad joked about my next bowel movement saying I won't be off the toilet today. I laughed it off. This morning I rushed to the toilet and spent an hour on it. Not cool. Sent from my GT-I9505 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Don't like that song. This one is much better: She's a bit of a nippy mare though. You've been in her company, have you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 I arrived a tad early for work today so decided to sit in my car and read a bit of my book on the Kindle. There was a car and a half worth of space (and I'm talking large saloon size) from my car to the next one parked in the street. In about a fifteen minute period, I watched four different women on four separate occasions try to reverse parallel park into that space. Not one of them managed (one got so flustered she reversed both back wheels onto the pavement). I'm not usually one for lazy stereotypes, but women drivers, eh? Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 I arrived a tad early for work today so decided to sit in my car and read a bit of my book on the Kindle. There was a car and a half worth of space (and I'm talking large saloon size) from my car to the next one parked in the street. In about a fifteen minute period, I watched four different women on four separate occasions try to reverse parallel park into that space. Not one of them managed (one got so flustered she reversed both back wheels onto the pavement). I'm not usually one for lazy stereotypes, but women drivers, eh? I parked a customers car on the street as we'd run out of parking spaces. The car at one side was mine, and the other was also from the garage. She had plenty of fucking room to get out as I left a good few feet at either end. 10 minutes after picking up her keys I hear an almighty fucking bang and she comes down screaming about how I'd purposely parked her car there and how nobody would ever have gotten out of that space. Luckily the old guy who lived in the house adjacent to where her car was had wandered down and ripped into her about how she shouldn't be driving if she couldn't get out that space without bashing something. Stupid cow It's not a stereotype at all by the way. From my experience women drivers aren't as good as male drivers at any manoeuvre, almost every time someone suddenly dives out a junction in front of me, it's a woman at the wheel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Till A Die Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 Jams pretty cool on a hovis biscuit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Carol Kirkwoods hooters look mahoosive this morning in that dress 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi Collector Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Scotland gives up 9.9% of tax money to London, 73.9 Billion pounds!! and receives back only 9.28% of expenditure only 60.1 Billion. So we'd be at the very least 13.8 Billion pounds better off with Independence. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 I arrived a tad early for work today so decided to sit in my car and read a bit of my book on the Kindle. There was a car and a half worth of space (and I'm talking large saloon size) from my car to the next one parked in the street. In about a fifteen minute period, I watched four different women on four separate occasions try to reverse parallel park into that space. Not one of them managed (one got so flustered she reversed both back wheels onto the pavement). I'm not usually one for lazy stereotypes, but women drivers, eh? Woman can't judge distances because men tell them this | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | is 9 inches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-22911344 What a fucking bellshaft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-22911344 What a fucking bellshaft. typical Aussies! Sent from my GT-N7000 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
true_rover Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Scotland gives up 9.9% of tax money to London, 73.9 Billion pounds!! and receives back only 9.28% of expenditure only 60.1 Billion. So we'd be at the very least 13.8 Billion pounds better off with Independence. Oh really? http://www.scotland.gov.uk/Publications/2013/03/1859 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Spending the night at Gatwick Airport tonight. Didn't see the point in a hotel when I'd only get a couple of hours sleep before needing to head for security again. Debating with myself whether or not to try and sleep, or just admit defeat now and set up camp in one of the 24hr Costas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 I fucking hate Frightened Rabbit. I'd heard of them a few months ago but never listened to them, but now I've been subjected to three long months of listening to their music at work as a lass I work with loves them and plays them 12hrs a day! Every day!!! I've had enough and started playing good music. Have some Archers of Loaf and Appleseed Cast down your c**t, cunto! #fuckfrabbit -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Also, Aidan Moffat is a c**t! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Guy on the bench opposite me has earplugs in, a blindfold on and what looks suspiciously like an old floral curtain wrapped round his legs. Something tells me he's done this before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Kid Twist, give me yiur workmates number. Her music taste is immaculate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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