Hedgecutter Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Currently looking up holidays and came across this: Option 1) Standard double, buffet breakfast, free wifi. Total: included in price. Option 2) Standard double, room only. Total: add £18.27 Tough choice here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 I had to go for a rather large dump at work this morning just as the cleaner was cleaning the other cubicles. He was And I was 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 ...failing badly at posting gifs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 This would have been hilarious if it were actually true. http://www.theguardian.com/technology/blog/2012/aug/29/apple-samsung-trucks-nickels-fake 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Ross County's floodlights fucked, game off at half time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 I've noticed recently I take of my glasses when I'm doing a shite. I wonder how long I've been doing this for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 I've noticed recently I take of my glasses when I'm doing a shite. I wonder how long I've been doing this for. Is this to prevent them falling off when your eyes bulge? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Is this to prevent them falling off when your eyes bulge? I think it's so I can rest my hands in my head, sighing and pondering the many mysteries of life, without getting marks* on them. *obvious joke is obvious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 His article in New Statesman was a good read. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 His article in New Statesman was a good read. That guy is entertaining as hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neefie Noodle Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 i've had a major op on my abdominal area and have 6 keyhole scars. I have a 2 inch scar just above my pubes. The bruise is halfway down my dick. Didn't know that your dick could bruise. It's also swollen, so looks like a porn star cock. shame I'm in so much pain I can't use it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 I'm going out dressed as a priest tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 I'm going out dressed as a priest tomorrow. BEAST 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 BEAST Bracing myself for at least 10 "What have you come as? A paedophile?" jokes throughout the course of the night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 I'm going out dressed as a priest tomorrow. I met a guy a few years ago at Halloween dressed as a priest. He said he tried to convince his girlfriend to dress up as a choir boy:lol::lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 The news headline "Kim Kardashian flashes big ring" was rather misleading. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 (edited) The best things I have seen on Google street view for some time. Edited October 26, 2013 by Enigma 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Just found a crutch on my jetty.....wtf?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Just found a crutch on my jetty.....wtf?! Someone was clearly romancing on your jetty last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Just found a crutch on my jetty.....wtf?! Was there a parrot as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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