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Opposition fans following you home, Lithuanian women wanting to throw drinks at you - beginning to notice a pattern...

I'm beginning to notice the pattern as well. Location 1 = Dundee. Location 2 = Dundee.

The only option is to leave Dundee. Fortunately, I finish uni in 3 weeks. Hopefully that won't give United fans/Lithuanian women enough time to track me down.

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That last picture of the doctor holding him is properly creepy. The doc looks far to happy about it all.

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Got a swollen gland in my throat and can't swallow without a shitload of pain. Can't eat or drink (apart from sips of water). However I've lost half a stone in day which would take at least a week or two at the gym. Not sure it's the healthiest way to go about it though.

Get that checked out NOW matey. Couple of years ago I felt a lump in my throat, long story short I had the lump, thyroid and a dodgy lymph node with a tiny amount of cancer removed. I'm forever thankful that I got it checked out as soon as I noticed and that my GP sent me to a specialist.

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I was in the shop earlier on and saw that they now make a Jolly Rancher drink. You should specify that she throw that drink over you as it'd taste nice, although it'd probably make your hair and face dead sticky.

Where did you see that? I am Jolly Rancher daft, always try to get folk going to America to bring me some back. That said I am in no doubt it would taste absolute rank but still given my Jolly Rancher addiction must try it!

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You don't think I've checked that. :lol:

Any possible means to save cash and I'd have been all over it. Mates just offered to print it all off at his work though on proper paper, so that should save me a fortune.

Tip: Don't leave it until 5 mins before deadline and end up having a printer extremely low on toner as your only option, causing yourself to hand in something with horrible vertical lines down the middle of every page.

Not that I would be so stupid to do such a thing. :whistle

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