~~~ Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Did Wisbit really try and make an analogy between me and this girl and the Hibs team? It wasn't really on the cards by the end of the night but I've done what I can, it's not like some Hibs type "the boys didn't show enough desire" situation. Wisbit might be unaware of this cos he seems like a bit of a sad sack but you can't just shag birds when you feel like it, unless you're a rapist that is. Do you just travel the globe looking for your hole? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Do you just travel the globe looking for your hole? He goes 'round the world' looking for his hole. Terminology is everything. Oh ya, you betcha................. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jun/04/gianluigi-buffon-goalkeeper-italy-captain Some boy is Gianluigi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_K_97 Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 I fucking hate you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Just finished putting some Danish bird's latest Facebook status through Google Translate. Says she was gasping for the boåb last night but some Hibs c**t shatted it. Lots of Before Sunrise chat going on apparently, but no such offer to get her knobbed in a public park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Just finished putting some Danish bird's latest Facebook status through Google Translate. Says she was gasping for the boåb last night but some Hibs c**t shatted it. Lots of Before Sunrise chat going on apparently, but no such offer to get her knobbed in a public park. Her heart was bro-ken. Sorrow, sorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Her heart was bro-ken. Sorrow, sorrow. Couldn't bring that level of performance through to a neutral venue 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 This is glorious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 This is glorious. That is utterly fantastic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 On the subject of Danish worldies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 I didn't even read your virgin filled post mr paranoia. Calling people virgins on the internet, the ultimate sign of a toap shagger IMO. What you need to remember EGB is that wisbit's got one ride in him and that's what's holding him together....... He does seem a bit angsty. I take full responsibility for breaking rule one of PnB, don't say anything about yourself. Do you just travel the globe looking for your hole? Probs. Just finished putting some Danish bird's latest Facebook status through Google Translate. Says she was gasping for the boåb last night but some Hibs c**t shatted it. Lots of Before Sunrise chat going on apparently, but no such offer to get her knobbed in a public park. You see any pics apart from her profile pic? Would out of ten? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 On the subject of Danish worldies. Offt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Pished myself at the punchline! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Last two videos on this thread have been class 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Still never got her pumped though. Bunch of Indian guys burst in in the middle of our Ethan Hawke/Julie Delpyesque scene and turned it in to a group convo. Oh EGB, this will be a harsh lesson for you. Shagging in a back packer's dorm is not just the done thing it's expected and encouraged young man. It matters not a jot if other people are there, trying to sleep, smoke a joint or chatting about the hot topic of the day. It isn't some sort of dogging session as they won't even acknowledge your humping antics. Next time some foreign lass says hello to you get her shagged! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 (edited) Sometimes I think there is a God and he makes stuff like this as a big red flag that life is too bizarre to be an accident. Edited June 11, 2014 by JamboMikey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Pished myself at the punchline! howlin at that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Some rather ace football ground locations: http://www.theguardian.com/travel/gallery/2014/jun/08/the-worlds-most-amazing-football-pitches-in-pictures 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Cannot wait for the World Cup to start tomorrow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 This is tremendous. Street soccer expert dresses up as an old boy and confuses folk playing 5s. Watch out for 2:35 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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