sjc Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 I would love to introduce this vicar to my bishop! Would anyone else make her keep the "uniform" on whilst fcuking her..........or just me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Would anyone else make her keep the "uniform" on whilst fcuking her..........or just me? I'd re-phrase that. I doubt many would opt to fcuk you in preference to her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 I'd re-phrase that. I doubt many would opt to fcuk you in preference to her. Lol......trust you to twist my words! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Would anyone else make her keep the "uniform" on whilst fcuking her..........or just me? That would be an ecumenical matter. Seriously Dude, are you a ghost? she would need to take some of ther clothes off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 That would be an ecumenical matter. Seriously Dude, are you a ghost? she would need to take some of ther clothes off. You mean there's not a "crotchless" version?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 She's no stranger to Ann Summers IMO... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young buck Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 http://digg.com/video/guitarist-plays-along-to-sobbing-japanese-politician 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Pretty sure I've seen someone sniffing glue on the Kirkton bus in Dundee. I had to stifle a laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 It surprises me in Goldeneye that for a supposedly fairly intelligent guy, James Bond can seem incredibly surprised at a satellite dish appearing from out of a lake crater despite formerly finding a space station within a volcano underneath a lake crater (in You Only Live Twice). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Lol......trust you to twist my words! You knew what you were saying. Minx. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 There's a guy in my work that claims to play for Stenhousemuir. He's about 26, overweight and struggled to remember the colour of the away strip, a day after he claimed to have "modeled" it. The amount of shite he talks is unreal. Never understand people who come out with these type of easily disprovable lies. How can they not know that it's so simple to disprove their bullshit. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 It surprises me in Goldeneye that for a supposedly fairly intelligent guy, James Bond can seem incredibly surprised at a satellite dish appearing from out of a lake crater despite formerly finding a space station within a volcano underneath a lake crater (in You Only Live Twice). Perhaps he was incredibly surprised at the unoriginality of the quandary he found himself in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 (edited) Never understand people who come out with these type of easily disprovable lies. How can they not know that it's so simple to disprove their bullshit. Thread dedicated to compulsive liars: http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/192739-compulsive-liars/ Edited July 15, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Pretty simple to call him out on it, ask him his name and then cross check it with the current squad.His name is on his ID badge, which is even more of a brass neck. Unsurprisingly there's no record of him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 On the reverse side of the football thing, a mate of mine transformed another mate (who is astonishingly terrible at football) into a French professional through Wikipedia. Page is still there a few years on and pretty sure the guy still knows nothing about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Beats gumtree I guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Never understand people who come out with these type of easily disprovable lies. How can they not know that it's so simple to disprove their bullshit.I was just saying that to Angela Merkel, Evander Hollyfield and Kelly Brook the other day while we were sneaking into Katie Melua's kitchen to steal some Activia Yoghurt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Ryan Block must be the calmest guy on the planet. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-28335713 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 On the reverse side of the football thing, a mate of mine transformed another mate (who is astonishingly terrible at football) into a French professional through Wikipedia. Page is still there a few years on and pretty sure the guy still knows nothing about it.When Falkirk won promotion to the SPL about nine or ten years ago, I was talking to a colleague of mine about it. I was pretty well-known around the office as the only Falkirk supporter (I worked in Livingston). After a few minutes he asked me "what about you, are you still going to work here?" and, slightly puzzled, I answered "yes". It was only later I realised that he thought I actually played for Falkirk and would be getting a full-time SPL contract. I've no idea why he thought this as I'd played fives with him before and he would have been able to see that I'm not exactly brilliant at football! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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