WhiteRoseKillie Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 The meaning of this dream is that you shall contract a severe dose of the clap from some wee durty / some big hairy pouffe, and shall require yon umbrella thingy to be inserted into your urethra for a scrapeout. I think the meaning of this dream is to give him the chance to drop the phrase "my macbook" into the thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 BBC Scotland's reporter commenting on the earthquake in Fort William, 'it was no more than a knee trembler' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 BBC Scotland's reporter commenting on the earthquake in Fort William, 'it was no more than a knee trembler' Don't tell me......"it's caused millions of pounds worth of improvements"?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Don't tell me......"it's caused millions of pounds worth of improvements"?! That was the Liverpool earthquake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Did he then shite in the bunker, though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Was speaking to a young Fulham fan in the pub last night who's up for their friendly against East Fife! Now that's a serious supporter! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Much teckleness from Jocky Scott. http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/dundee/dundee-legend-jocky-scott-scores-his-ninth-hole-in-one-1.454991 Got the image of him with his eyes rolled back Undertaker style and club held aloft shouting 'Yaaaaasss! '. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Machina Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 First Saturday off work in ages and typically most of my mates are working or on holiday so I've got nothing better to than spend my day in the cinema watching films. The joys of an Unlimited Card! Starting off with Transformers at 12. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Got the image of him with his eyes rolled back Undertaker style and club held aloft shouting 'Yaaaaasss! '. We need LiamDFC to do this image justice, possibly with DundeeBarry and TeckleBooks hiding behind the bunker laughing..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Starting off with Transformers at 12. Wouldn't bother. Saw it on Friday, utter tripe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Machina Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Wouldn't bother. Saw it on Friday, utter tripe. It's a Michael Bay film. I wouldn't expect any less. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 It's a Michael Bay film. I wouldn't expect any less. TBH I don't know what I expected either. I haven't enjoyed any of the previous films but the Wife wanted to see it. Take supplies with you, it goes on for nearly 3 hours #numbarse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 (edited) Hi Guys & Dolls, Little drunk just now but can still type (bonus, but not for you). As most of you will know Thailand is now in military control, for me that was good/fine/great as Thailand as never been safer since 2006 IMO. Today, (Saturday) I get a visit from local immigration (papers) WW2 style at my house. I have everything in order, nothing to worry about, so I thought...they have said that I'm on the wrong visa (same visa for 6 years, extended at their office every year, paperwork photos everything), today no good, I have to stop working and report to local immigration on Monday afternoon, with paperwork for the last 6 years(???), my boss, my wife, daughter & son all have to attend. I have nothing to hide only everything to lose, I'm sure I'll be fine but ffs. My wife and kids don't need this shit. Ok this may be me Edited July 5, 2014 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Hi Guys & Dolls, Little drunk just now but can still type (bonus, but not for you). As most of you will know Thailand is now in military control, for me that was good/fine/great as Thailand as never been safer since 2006 IMO. Today, (Saturday) I get a visit from local immigration (papers) WW2 style at my house. I have everything in order, nothing to worry about, so I thought...they have said that I'm on the wrong visa (same visa for 6 years, extended at their office every year, paperwork photos everything), today no good, I have to stop working and report to local immigration on Monday afternoon, with paperwork for the last 6 years(???), my boss, my wife, daughter & son all have to attend. I have nothing to hide only everything to lose, I'm sure I'll be fine but ffs. My wife and kids don't need this shit. Ok this may be me Good luck mate.....hope everything works out for you. How will the Military Junta affect foreigners that own property out there? (Owned through a Company with a Thai National as a Director......including their resignation letter!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Machina Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 TBH I don't know what I expected either. I haven't enjoyed any of the previous films but the Wife wanted to see it. Take supplies with you, it goes on for nearly 3 hours #numbarse That was absolutely awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou Brusch Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Eugenie Bouchard is rather photogenic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Eugenie Bouchard is rather photogenic. To put it bluntly, she's a fucking piece. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 (edited) Jim delahunt is sitting behind me in a restraunt right now Edit: this is in France by the way, what are the chances. Edited July 5, 2014 by Seymour Skinner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Jim delahunt is sitting behind me in a restraunt right now Edit: this is in France by the way, what are the chances. Take a sneaky photo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Jim delahunt is sitting behind me in a restraunt right now Edit: this is in France by the way, what are the chances. Ask him to say Beith without sticking his tongue out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.