jamamafegan Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I'm watching Speed. "DO NOT STOP THIS BUS!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam. Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 A guy on Reddit asked for someone to Photoshop the St Georges flag onto Mel Gibson. He wasn't too impressed with my first two attempts so I really hope he likes the third. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Ibiza nearly killed me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 True....Place is a shithole btw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Harsh but understandable. I did the whole lads-holiday thing to Ibiza years ago, and indeed, San Antonio is an absolutely minging dump. However I've been to Ibiza with Mrs Mile and mini-mile since, and outwith San Antonio, Ibiza is actually a lovely place. It was a stag do.......I'm way too old for lads holidays now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 I've just met a female STV newsreader that I have a bit of thing for. Don't tell half a story! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 I've just met a female STV newsreader that I have a bit of thing for. Don't tell half a story! He only had a semi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 A true gentleman never reveals the identity of his stalkee. Albeit she's very local. Is it Viv Lumsden? It's Viv Lumsden isn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Mary Marquis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 A true gentleman never reveals the identity of his stalkee. Albeit she's very local. Jackie Bird maybe ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 And she's not on STV. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Fair enough, Shereen Nanjiani then, I'll not judge you for that one ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 The other half is watching the film nine months, shrieked at me to come through and rewound the part where Robin Williams tells them the due date and conception date... Identical to ours!!! *tinfoil hat currently being constructed* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 The other half is watching the film nine months, shrieked at me to come through and rewound the part where Robin Williams tells them the due date and conception date... Identical to ours!!! *tinfoil hat currently being constructed* And the place of conception was? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Fair enough, Shereen Nanjiani then, I'll not judge you for that one ! Rhyming slang? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Rhyming slang? Not this time but I've used the term in rhyming slang too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Fair enough, Shereen Nanjiani then, I'll not judge you for that one ! Once worked beside somebody who said he had worked in her house. He said that another guy working at her house stole a pair of her knickers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Actually the newsreaders name in question could be rhyming slang for a solitary gentlemanly pleasure. Nan King? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Actually the newsreaders name in question could be rhyming slang for a solitary gentlemanly pleasure. Never knew Hilary Swank was on the news. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Mibbe Jake Bug's maw is a news reader. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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